Paul_Victory

i use Sennheiser HD 205's, alittle on the large side but they have great bass and are also realy confortable, a winner in my book

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Erroneous C... nope that was shit.

correct, 100% for effort tho

Accidentally farting whilst doing abs crunches at the gym.

abs exercises make me burp, its the tredmill that makes me fart.

but yeh not a great fan of any bodily function at the gym

...are you Muhammed Ali?

Alzheimers would go a long way to explaning most of your posts.

Nefarious Cock-up

Great stuff. My old band covered "So What" and "Last Caress" at a Montrose Academy gig. Teachers not impressed.

We also played one of our own songs that said fuck 4 times at the talent show, in front of grannies and little kids, as well as all the teachers. Rock and Roll rebels.

That was back in 1999, way before metal was anywhere near popular.

i entered my school talent show as part of an acoustic duet and got kicked one of the auditions for doing a cover of Nofx's "Liza and louise"

Procedure:

Buy said fat, or even just regular lard.

Take it home.

Open packet.

Smear it round your cock.

Wank.

Cum.

It acts as a spectacular lubricant.

better than mayo? o_O

woaw i didnt know they were that much, i was given mine for free

That would be because a cream egg weighs about 39g. QUOTE]

they are actualy 40grams sir, however in the U.S they used to be 39 grams in 2006 but in 2007 they started making them smaller at only 34 grams

oh yeh and its only 23 weeks, 2 days, six hours and 52 minutes till creme eggs go on sale again

stay up to date at Cadbury Creme Egg | Here today, goo tomorrow

I can't really do that all the time, unless I grew a third arm...

i say grow that third arm and be done with it

its got one of those G7th ones i like it but i dont realy use it enuf to know if its a good sounding capo, its realy easy to use tho

this would be alot easier if i knew/could remember what anyone looked like

ill play at anytime coz iv already man'd up, in fact im gona go to the gym and lift some weight then drink some beer in a sleevless t-shirt, fuck yeh, im bad-ass

YEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAA!

Badum-tsh! Incidentally who do you suspect may weigh 6 stone? That's like a 10 year old's weight.

i believe jan weighs not too far off this, not that we have creepy weighing sessions or anything

I'm like a creamy-quarterback.

quote of the the century

have some rep

That would be because a cream egg weighs about 39g. Even the lightest person on this site would weigh at least 6 or 7 stone.

You'd be a freak if you couldn't throw a cream egg farther than anybody on this site.

its not just size that counts, sometimes technical ability comes into it too (atleast thats what im told)

I could throw a cream egg for fucking miles. I bet I could throw a cream egg farther than anybody on this site.

i think this calls for the aberdeen music (chocolate) olympic (hard) games

care to go any deeper?

i would like to hear your story, we've played with them a few times too

i started cleaning it on saturday but i got distracted by some poon walking past outside and that was it all over, next saturday i shall start again

i love how so many threads on here stray away from the subject at hand and end you talking about shit, piss or teabag's knob

teabags i believe its your turn to tell us all a story about your knob from when you were at school

Have you guys had a domestic or something?

this domestic goes back about six months when berni decided to try and give me a hard time because i moved into jan's flat, he decided to send me some messages practically pleading with me to not take a share of the lease of jan's flat and make myself homeless because he wanted the flat.

not been the best of friends since, altho to be honest we wernt realy friends before and i find alot of his posts a chore.

i think i shall leave the subject thither

When I was a nipper, we were well behaved.

balls, i dont believe that for a minute, i bet you used to go into the toilets, wet some paper towels and plaster them to the roof

I went to Portlethen and don't remember the Willy Poker.

ill draw you a picture

EDIT: a google search for "willy poker" did not go well should have at least put the safe search on

awesome, mon the porty crew

thanks for reminding me of the willy poker, iv pushed that deep inside for many many years

EDIT: that sounds wrong, i pushed the memory deep down, not the willy poker

portlethen, si?

yes. portlethen is the one, do i know you?

go and stop resurrecting threads that died in 2005, its realy fucking annoying

thats a shame i was realy looking forward to them, can you get them up at another date?

THREE QUID!!!! fucking rip off! i aint paying tht!!!!!!!!!

Never heard of confide before, and they're terrible. destroyed one of my favourite songs. i hope they actually take the time to read the message i sent them on myspace... it reads:

"I want a reply from this and im sure you can take 30 seconds out of your fucking schedule to do it.

what the fuck?

you've turned a really nice song into something which can only be described as the sound of a dog choking on it's own shit whilst being fisted by your mothers. I think you should all die... seriously... fuck you all...

None of you can sing and you can barely even play.

may limewire eat up all your royalties.

good day, sirs"

i refuse to believe you have the balls to send them that.

i want proof otherwise its all talk either that or you didnt send them it from your own personal account