Skacel

I have a text on my phone to my mate saying someone othe than Celtic was going to win the SPL this year and he ridiculed me. Come May when it happens I'm going to rub his face in it. (Or never mention it again if it doesn't happen)

I would love that, just not the DABs. Anyone but them.

You saved yourself a fiver.

Good result for the dons yesterday, goodwillie in particular looks better with each match. Tactical genius from McInnes, who knew 2 up front could work so well? 3-0 going on 8-0.

Having said that, county are ding. They are in serious trouble unless they stop the rot soon.

Up to 4th. 1st is in sight...

NewcastLOL

What about Hot in the City?

Change the DNS server address. Search the internet for latest one to use.

Something like this:

http://americannetflix.ca/american-netflix-on-mac/

Na, there were several disruptive personalities in the team and rumours that the manager had lost the dressing room. The trouble makers had to go, there was no time to wait for the transfer window to slam shut.

It also means I have an entire week of tinkering with my team with unlimited free transfers.

Yup, I played my wildcard too, for next week. I'm now confident The Cucking Funts will go on to romp the league. Actually had a pretty good week but there is still room for improvement.

If you've spent 2 days in interviews/assessments and you still don't know if you want the job - you probably don't. Gut feeling plays a surprisingly big part in the successfully getting a new job process.

Yeah, fuck that. 4 hour assessment and presentation, no chance I'd be doing that for some dick head employer if I wasn't totally sure I wanted the job.

I had a shocker. Still got a couple of Chelsea plaaars playing tonight so could bag a few more points.

It's like a no makeup selfie but for a different charity.

I'm sure I saw a camel toe one going about on twitter. Might have been a piss take tho...

I've just sat down to watch the Utd vs Swansea match, Michael Owen is co-commentator and he's annoying me already. Such a boring bastard.

Snake 2014

The Smashing Pumpkins should have died in 2000 at The Metro in Chicago (not literally). Anything released after that under the name 'Smashing Pumpkins' is fraudulent.

Add Death Cab to the list of bands that have gotten worse with time. I still listen to We have The Facts but their latter material is mince.

Totally agree with Biffy. The first 3 albums were great but I lost touch with them after that. I'd put Jimmy Eat World in the same category. Their early output was raw and they've gradually gotten more polished as the years have gone on and now it's just shite (IMO).

I've always thought Deftones output was pretty solid, the lost it slightly around Saturday Night Wrist but Diamond Eyes was a belter.

Genk have sacked their new manager after one game

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/rc-genk-sack-manager-emilio-3930954

That should have happened to mcghoo after the sigma debacle.

Shame it's not on PS but there will be a stream available as it is being shown on a local tv channel.

COYR!!! Fantastic result! Bring on Real Sociedad!

Seriously though, I tried a pair of those glasses last year and thought they were shite. No one needs to be constantly connected like that.

I hate this world of constant surveillance, everything is monitored. You go to Disney World and they scan your finger print on entry.

Also, adverts EVERYWHERE. Everywhere I look some cunt is trying to sell me something. JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

Folk glued to their phones all the time. Walking down the street with their faces in their phones, apparently it's called dumbwalking...

And you know what else should be worrying you, the militarisation of the police force. What the fuck is that all about? They already have too much power never mind arming the cunts.

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How the fuck is an iPad going to bring me my double chicken wrap at Nando's? It ain't got no arms and legs...

This thread has turned in to a damp squid.

I saw one of the Tesco delivery vans go round a roundabout on Anderson Drive on 2 wheels the other day. Nae luck for whoever's shopping was in the back.

Loving the Alvvays album.

http://www.npr.org/2014/07/13/329491975/first-listen-alvvays-alvvays#playlist