Da Fat Porn Star

Shouldn't it be N.a.r.c?

How We Rock - Compilation

I don't really give much of a shit.

I want to go to more gigs, but unless they move through here that ain't going to happen much.

I just want to eventually make it to a Radio Lucifer gig, every time I want to go something fucking turns up.

Don't get me wrong there are people who sound decent enough, btu I won't lose any sleep over not meeting them.

nothing to be proud of and all in the past thankfully.i've combined everything for ease.

breaking and entry with intent to assault

assault x 4

breach of the peace x 2

criminal vandalism x 2

god bless the broch.

I should really know who the fuck you are then. Unless you're too young of course.

Mine is clean. Absolutley nothing. Not even drun and disorderly which is amazing. Touch wood.

God bless the 'can't be arsed' Broch Police.

I can see either Christian or Jericho winning the title off him in an underhaded way and then getting drafted.

Beans on Toast with grated cheese.

Posh Noodle

Anything that goes 'ping' in the micro.

I think I cooked a Rissotto once, but that was a looong time ago.

I can cook... honest... it's just the getting everything ready at the same time bollox.

Hello Holly!

I tried it with the filter off with 'Fat Porn Star' and about the only one I can post is..... ummmm..... well it isn't surprising.

Joined and Joined.

Star Wars. Just for pure childhood nostalgia.

sod all

Daniel Lioneye - King of Rock 'n Roll

I don't think mine are modern in the truest sense of the word.

Green Day (even though they get less and less as the days go by, they still remind me of my youth)

NOFX

Dropkick Murphys

Real MacKenzies

Ten Foot Pole

Turbonegro + New Album + Heaven.

I know' date=' imagine that. Giving money to poor people, fucking sickos.[/quote']

Ok, I'll repeat myself.

My god what a pile of shit. I find it fucking offensive that people with the money that Paul McCartney has has the audancity to put on a concert to get us to put money in for charity. The interest of his wad alone would probably count more than the public will achieve.

If you think this won't be another charity tin rattler event I think you're dilluding yourself.

Dr Pepper was like drinking blood anyway, so I'm not too sure how they could make that worse.

I did have a theory about Snow White being a FBI undercover agent. I think it involved a lot of booze though.

Mr Tanned you are so ridiculously left it worries me that you push your views over to us on this messageboard. The facts are that the state of the prison system in our country IS a joke. It NEEDS to be changed and changed in a manner that it acts as a deterrant to the people out there committing a crime.

Ever heard the expression "man' date=' I don't want to go to jail....I wouldn't last 10 minutes" well thats because thats the effect of having a vicious prison system that deals with the criminals the way they deserve to be dealt with.

When a man axes the shit out of a pregnant lady or something else quite plausible in society, gets indicted on a count of a hefty wad of evidence, then I assure you, in a world of [b'](Not Birdman)'s punishment camp, he'd be swallowing amonia on day one.

You'd call it psychotic or perhaps inhuman.......perhaps one day you might see your own family fucked up by a criminal and I bet that if he's let out on some tiny scrap of inconclusive evidence, you most certainly WILL NOT be smiling in the courtroom

(Not Birdman)

But then you've fucked up another family by killing one of theirs.

So if you know someone has murdered, you can kill them?

My god what a pile of shit. I find it fucking offensive that people with the money that Paul McCartney has has the audancity to put on a concert to get us to put money in for charity. The interest of his wad alone would probably count more than the public will achieve.

I loved the 'it's not a reworking of Live Aid' quote from Geldof. What the fuck is it then? It's called Live8 for fuck sake. I am behind his first attempt and in a way the second, but now it just seems like he wants his name in the papers.

Roll on the scene point muggers.

Capital punishment is the ultimate deterrent. You must be blind not to see that.

Yup, the prisons in the USA are empty now. The cops just don't know what the fuck to do because of the lack of crime there.

And Martin who does Rock Karaoke at the Bassment has lovely long hair... I'm pretty sure he uses the same conditioner as me.

But he does look scarily like Rick Parfit from Status Quo without the beard!

the very same.he still at broch academy?

Nah, he left when I was there which was a long time ago. If I remember he was shagging some of the pupils and some teachers.

1) once' date=' with the aid of my physics teacher mr.glennie, we worked out our human power rating in horsepower.this was based on height/weight ratios applied to how long it took you to travel up a set of steep stairs.i got above 1 horsepower, which basically means I HAVE THE ACTUAL POWER OF A SMALL HORSE.

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Mr Glennie? Big fucker, rugby player?

Spinal Tap - Dropkick Murphys