Da Fat Porn Star

Isn't Pluto just basically an asteroid? They were in a rush to find the '9th planet' and so when it was discovered they made it a planet. If I remember most atronomers don't class it as a planet or they would have to call ever asteroid and comet a planet too.

All Monkeys Islands

i'm on the anthony nolan bone marrow register too' date=' but apparently it's very unlikely that i'll be asked to give bone marrow cos it's a dangerous procedure and i'm overweight so i'd probably die! sweet!

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They should just ask Pedigree Chum where they get all theirs from

I have a Tesco Diet Cola.

It's bizarre shite. It's just another one of those comedys that the prss say is great and the sheep agree. Look, yes it is brilliant.

So much like The Life of Brian it's not even funny.

I doubt they'd want my liver anyway.

it's shit....it's shit.... it's shit....it's shit........ The Mighty Boosh.... watch it now before everyone actually realises it's utter wank

What's wrong with 'Scotland the Brave'?

Hark! when the night is falling Hear! hear the pipes are calling,

Loudly and proudly calling, Down thro' the glen.

There where the hills are sleeping, Now feel the blood a-leaping,

High as the spirits of the old Highland men.

Towering in gallant fame, Scotland my mountain hame,

High may your proud standards gloriously wave,

Land of my high endeavour,

Land of the shining river, Land of my heart for ever,

Scotland the brave.

High in the misty Highlands,

Out by the purple islands,

Brave are the hearts that beat

Beneath Scottish skies.

Wild are the winds to meet you,

Staunch are the friends that greet you,

Kind as the love that shines from fair maiden's eyes.

Towering in gallant fame etc.

Far off in sunlit places, Sad are the Scottish faces,

Yearning to feel the Kiss Of sweet Scottish rain.

Where tropic skies are beaming, Love sets the heart a-dreaming,

Longing and dreaming for the homeland again.

Towering in gallant fame etc.

I always get the notion of the organ donor sketch in Monty Python.

I remember a mate of mine taking a piss up an alley while giving a ladyfriend a piggyback. Ladyfriend was not best pleased.

Eaating half a friends hotdog from the 24 hour garage, getting home and sitting on the end of the bed to suddenly realise the hotdog wasn't the best plan and trying to cover the puke up with your hands while slowly trying to make it to the bathroom..... and failing. Puke on jacket hanging up in room, wall, lobby floor & walls, all over bathroom floor and some in toilet. Now to clean up puke and peices of hotdog while pissed as a fat. Ah wet towel a great idea..... until the next day when you can smell puke and hotdog all through the house and using a tin of cheap tesco deoderant to cover smell. Now makes you gag anytime you have to use the toilet.

Mother and father come hom from holiday today. The joys....

Blazing Saddles

Kellys Heros

Battle Royale

Ichi the Killer

Boondock Saints

High Fidelity

Almost Famous

Taxis here are about 2.00 to go anywhere at almost any time. Then again it only takes about 30 mins to walk anywhere so it doesn't really count.

Exactamundo. Germany have one by Handel (?) and we want a couple of folk singers or a shit pop band?

So we go from a song written by a couple of folk singers to a song written by a shit pop band..... great.

I've been in a relationship for the past 14 months... it's far easier than fumbling around with bits and bobs.

bob will be disapointed.

'Per square foot'?!

Savage -v- Steamboat WMIII

Anything with The Eliminators

Rhyno -v- Raven Hardcore Title

Samoa Joe -v- CM Punk No DQ

HHH -v- Cactus Jack HIAC No Way Out 2001

Anything with HBK

Any Paul London RoH match

Rachel Leigh Cook.

I have been saving for many a year.

Stalking is an expensive business.

I hate everyone. It's just I hate some less than others.

Where I come from it's the law.

Jerry Lynn and RVD's ECW matches were great. They had possibly the greatest match ever on Sunday Night Heat too and that was as far as the WWE matches went which was really stupid considering it was such a classic.

And they cut it for TV.

Funnily enough NWA:TNA is moving to SpikeTV-the company that WWE left for USA network-the reason that they are gonna lose money in the first place.

Really? When was that announced. I'm sure that fell through ages ago.

I think there's something funny going on. There is no way that WWE would just let their biggest tag team contracts just run out. I think they know that Haas is a talent.

Why hire and fire Jannetty before he even debuts?

Why fire/release all teh Dudleys in one swoop?

Dawn Marie is pregnant and they fire her? That's a law suit waiting to happen... they know that.

Something fishy says I.

Kidman? The guy is permanantly injured, there was word he was going to retire anyway. Moore has done sod all since 3 Count and even then he was carried by Evan Karagious and Sugar Shane Helms.

Sounds like Midnight Club Dub Edition to me.

Wait for the same shit to happen at the start of next season. that's two seasons on the bounce he's done the same thing.... if he tries it a third I can see it not being his decision to leave.

If you mean by pwn to be 'compleltely fucking bollocking shite'..... yes it will pwn.