connie

I actually thought i was gonna die when i got a static shock from a 28" tv i was carrying at work. The plug hit me between the legs and the static shock was centred on the metal ring i have in my penis. I screamed. Searing pain i tell thee.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, Phil, but that is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on aberdeen-music.com EVER.

It IS Rilo Kiley.

Well done Stephen.

And well done Ross, for being Staff. Gold star time.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Vanilla Sky, Donnie Darko.

And no, don't bother trying to explain them. If they don't make sense, they're shit.

Fight Club was a bit...wtf the first time I saw it. But second time round I worked it all out. Good film. Makes sense.

Yay, got my ticket on Friday. I'm so excited. Hope they play:

Where Have You Been?

Sell Out

She's Famous Now

Valerie

She Has A Girlfriend Now.

Who cares, it doesn't taste very nice either way.

hmm where are you from? I'm near alford and I know someone who CAUGHT one of the black cats.

DON'T LIE! The big black cats don't exist. It's just idiots who put up signs about them at the end of Wellpark, saying that they eat children and stuff.

And sadly, I don't live near Alford. I live in Daviot.

But I have some ace childhood memories of Alford.

Twin!?! Okay' date=' you are being lied to. He is my younger brother. Really though, we don't look identical - do we? He's taller than me for a start![/quote']

LIED TO? Right, some people are getting knifed.

No offence, but you must be pretty pocket-sized, Neil!

Wait?! What message about the mole? Fuxstix, I missed it last night.

And I now love Science again. He's such a joker. Plus, Derek is re-growing on me.

I'm glad Vanessa went. Next stop, Craig.

Oh, and please keep Eugene in.

I think it was a natural step to eliminate Dumbledore' date=' as book Seven was always going to end with a mano-a-mano between Harry and Voldemort, but I think for once Dumbledore had made a mistake in judgement. I think Harry's suspicions of Snape were correct, and the frequent references to Dumbledore's trusting nature were significant after all.

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I thought that Rowling might kill off Dumbledore in the 7th book, in the last battle, where Voldemort would be destroyed, but Dumbledore would have to be sacrificed, or something similar. But it seemed a pretty easy way out.

As I live in a rubbish countryside village where nothing ever happens, apart from rumours of large black panthers prowling the streets, and old ladies' bins being stolen, I was allowed out to play in my garden unsupervised at about 4 years old. Although I was usually with numerous siblings. And our house really isn't near any roads at all.

Sorry, that was a really useless post.

Shaun and I seemed to accidentally stalk Neil WEBMASTER's (twin? Or am I being lied to?) brother one day last week.

I'd quite like to stalk Harry Potter, but he doesn't exist.

Alan Cynic once tried to beat me up, with a free plastic tambourine.

How's that for happy, eh?

The 7th book will be pretty rubbish if Harry really doesn't go back to school.

Hogwarts is what MAKES the books so great.

But yeah, Snape killing Dumbledore was a great twist.

Although...I didn't see the whole Snape thing coming.

Maybe my Inner Eye's clouded.

Oh yes. Who is it that's been insisting that Ron and Hermoine are going to get together since book 3?

Yeah, me.

I would be like...Queen of Divination, or something.

My school has one teacher on it, but no moderator.

You really should all come to the chat rooms.

It's pretty wild.

Did anyone see the Southpark episode that featured a vehicle that looked pretty darn similar to that?

Only more...intimate.

A Napoleon Dynamite quote is just ITCHING to get out.

Don't worry, I'll control it.

I heart Richard even more now.

And no, sloths are rubbish.

I've never done it, but know why people do it. Apparently it releases a chemical (the name escapes me at the moment) that makes them feel happy. So by cutting themselves, they feel that they're reducing their stress or unhappiness.

Just speak to her and be really understanding and patient. I hope it all works out for her.

plus when did gay men snog women' date=' or am i missing something!?[/quote']

He was probably hoping to taste Anthony on her lips.

What a loserface.

I hate him.

I really hate Craig now. I used to feel quite sorry for him, but ugh.

Remember how at the start he was best mates with Vanessa and Makosi? And was all "God, I'm so glad you're in here! You're the only ones I like" and all that jazz.

And now he's just...yuck. So two-faced. I really can't stand him.

I'll do it if it's not at a beach.

And if Judy helps. Naked.

He was pretty hot when he was in the Boomtown Rats.

Before he got old.