Christy

'Masonry' by Rob McLure Smith

'Nessun Dorma' by Alan Spence

Absolutely tremendous. I love them more than trumpets and kangaroos

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Birdmin,

Is that a Beck quote at the end of your post?

Or am I reading too much into it.

If it is, I salute you.

If not, carry on...

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I love 10 Easy Wishes

Sometimes as often as four times a night

Any more and I run out of steam and need to sleep

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I meant burst a blood vessel directing vitriol as something as insignificant as hating James Blunt' date=' as Christy seems intent on doing at every opportunity (we kinda got the point in the title of the thread).

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In my defence, I don't often rant in quite this way. There's just sumpin eminently cuntlyable about yon Blunt cunt that brings out the worst in me. I needed to get it off my chest.

A couple of dozen times

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Well I'm sorry for being a happy person who doesn't feel any need to put negative comments on anyone.

No need to apologise. Just don't make a habit of it:D

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why bother posting a thread about someone you don't like? it's offending to those who do like them

I think he's fantastic personally.

Just want people to be more positive' date=' not just this thread, but also picture comments. Everywhere I look on the gallery, everyone is offending everyone else..why? people offending me but they don't even know me. What is the point? It doesn't make me feel shit, but it'd be nice to get a positive comment once in a while. Same for everyone else who feels this is just.. a bit stupid because no one can say anything nice about you.. or anyone else.. why why why? If you go anywhere else like a site like this one or even myspace, everyone gets along.. Why can't that just happen here ?

Thought I could send my point out.. I know a lot of people who actually quit this because they were sick of being offended constantly.

It's not even cool :S[/quote']

Your love of James Blunt offends me. Your chirpiness offends me.

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Stockholm vsNewcastle ' date=' where would you prefer a night out?[/quote']

Secret option C) Buckie

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No' date=' mr Blunt is pretty awesome.

People find that hard to say because they choose his genre is shit..but to say such a thing, you MUST like him.. but you want people to think you don't..

does anyone on this forum EVER say anything POSITIVE or is it just me?

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Shit yes, you got me. I am a closet James Blunt fan.

I got plenty of positive things to say. It's just that none of them are Blunt-related. His genre isn't shit, there are plenty good male singer-songwriters around. Beck. Alasdair Roberts. Well, two.

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It was the top of my head actually.

Fuck really need to work on ma accuracy:laughing:

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What do you think?

Onion Terror get quite big crowds and i think with a little more time The Welles will do.

Surely Eddison and the Little Kicks? And My Mind's Weapon too. The only bands who really seem to be going anywhere at the moment

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Yas min.

Will this be their debut?

First Aberdeen gig, Camie. I promise not to hit you in the eye with anymore drumsticks. Sorry about that.

I'll try it with a cymbal next time

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What's the lowdown on THE EDGAR PRAIS fellows then?

sound interesting.

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Word up Spoonster. Long time no viddy.

The Edgar Prais features myself, Kris and Steven. Interestingly, the first time we all met was when de Barros and Liber8 played a gig in Laurencekirk at your behest.

This is the Prais' first gig. Should be a banger.

The Welles got dinghied from the bill because we're already playing with Fickle Public at Drummonds a month prior. Brian, fearing my wrath, invited the Prais to fill in, meaning the Fudge Awards will still have a Christy flavour. And that flavour is spaff.

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My hunch is that Strachan will drop Stephen McManus or big Bobo and play Keane at centre-half, thus allowing Lennon to sit in midfield. But I might be wrong.

Either way, he'll be a great signing for the junglejims. Just the sort to glavanise the team. I reckon they'll win the title at a canter

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PS, I saw the video to his new single last night. It contains the lyric....wait for it......

...I know you well/

I know your smell

I fucking kid you not! Well maybe I misheard but I could swear that's what he sang. I near spaffed mysel in excitement. How can anyone so fundamentally shit have the best selling elpee of the year?

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It's been around since medieval times' date=' in the context of the female front-bottom. Chaucer uses it in the a few of his tales, well, he uses the word "Qwent", but it's the same thing. Don't ask me how I know this.[/quote']

*Um, yes Kris, I was taking the piss son*

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I dont get it..

I mean you'll get yr girlfriend and two friends one day. Just hang in there, keep trying. Keep speaking to people. We're all rooting for you

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Bill Wyman was in the RAF (National Service)' date=' and I suppose he's a bit of a cunt (getting in about a 13 year old, recording Je Suis Un Rockstar).

Can anybody think of any other rock stars who were in the armed forces so we can establish if there is indeed a correlation?

Elvis and Otis Redding were in the army and they weren't cunts, so that's 2-2 so far.

Hmm. Inconclusive.[/quote']

Billy Bragg= Not a cunt. 2-4

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Only have to get my Girlfriend and two friends which is quite handy..

Hang in there, son. You'll get them one day

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Just remember mine when you're there.

You don't know me' date=' but I don't care.

I want a present.

Cheers.

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Your present is a bosh in the chops for your cheek

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Goddamn right that's a great lineup. Unfortunately I'll be out at the fambly abode and unable to make it. Three of my top five local bands in one night tho - cannae argue with that!

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I got Slow Train Coming on vinyl in a charity shop a couple weeks back.

Perhaps Dylan's finest work

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i see no problem with what happened there

yes you shouldnt touch a girl and all that' date=' and i would never try to hurt someone or start any fights, but if you get attacked you deserve a right to defend yourself, whatever sex, [/quote']

Jack Bauer hits wimmin all the time and he's fuckin cool

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daniel

not bad

Not bad?! Don't do yerself a disservice-that's perfect!

Mine came out as bAGofsPAFFff

think ma computer's trying to tell me sumpin?

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Oh. Why am I here?

I was going to ask you the same thing.

The word 'cunt' originated in the UK the 1840s as a derogatory term for those from different shores (or 'c{o}unt'ries). The origins of it's affiliation to the female clunge, however, is unknown.

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You know what people say about drawing a line? Draw a line. And no more crap about James "Cunt" or online parodies with shitty animation or even talk of James Blunt altogether because it's wholly evident that the majority don't like him on this forum anyway so what is the point other than to attain coolness from using such an unnecessary derogatory word?

Fuck ma boots! Many people talk about bands/artists/cockbadgers that they don't like on this site. That's why it exists.

Are you on James Cunt's (oops, did it again) payroll?

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