Christy

Fulham fans bloody hate JA Riise because him pulling out of signing for them 10 years or so ago at his mum (who was also his agent)'s behest.

All kinds of mummy's boy jokes and songs.

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW AMIRITE?

Aye min I'm in

OMG that is the worst song I have ever heard...MEMORIES, O MEMORIES!

The only logical choice from the current squaaaaad. I bet Adam EW in 2008 that Tricky Foster would become an AFC captain. We even bet on it, but the bet was a wash because it was Foster vs Langfield with a 2010 deadline.

Hobson's Choice, like.

http://teammoshman.com/category/poker-blogs/coach-blogs/casy151-poker-blog/

Poker blog, in which I talk about playing, coaching, and sometimes fitba and music.

What a chump. Is he bi-polar or something? Or just a fucking headcase?

I hate being bi-polar. It's amazing!

5as nylon tips FTW. Seems like you are really drumming with your whole arm, and not letting your wrist do enough of the work (chortle). I used to break a ton of sticks and cymbals, but actually hit the drums harder now and break fewer of both. I just stopped absolutely clattering them with my whole arm, and instead found more power and snap in letting the wrist and forearm do the work (double chortle).

Strange, because the Wilco comparison is the one we get most of all.

I take it as a compliment cos I bloody love Wilco!

surely you can't possibly remember The Vibrating Wires?

Damnit, just logged in to namedrop The Vibrating Wires

The Scotch Snap: Steve Mason gets his Ghosts Outside | Music: Latest News | STV Entertainment

Hercules Moments: The Deportees - I Lost Her to the Sea

Two reviews of the new single, both very positive. Marvellous!

The Deportees

Download and CD available to buy here.

Or let me put it in even simpler terms:

Beep beep beep beep

this actually happened to my girlfriend. But some of you seem funny around the mention of women

If you think that my pointing out that you constantly mention your girlfriend in your posts means that I am 'funny around the mention of women', then I am afraid...

Do yourself a favour; SEARCH > ADVANCED SEARCH > KEYWORD GIRLFRIEND > POSTS BY JAKEBASSIST > SHOW POSTS

And then try doing the same for 'GF'.

Seriously, you talk about her all the time. Which is kind of sweet I suppose, but a little odd and very, very boring.

Clocker became Eddison, two of whom are now in The Deportees

I aint booked it but I want to play

I Lost Her to the Sea - Single by The Deportees - Download I Lost Her to the Sea - Single on iTunes

Released on iTunes right now!

Not a picture, sorry. Thought it was hilarious but probably didn't warrant its own thread, so this thread seemed like a suitable home for it. Basically, this guy trolls cybersex chatrooms. My personal favourite (in spoilers in case some of you are real nits)

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?

bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?

Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.

bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:

bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.

(pause)

Katie_007: is that it?

bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.

bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?

Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?

(pause)

bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.

bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.

Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.

bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.

bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.

Katie_007: ...

bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.

bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.

Katie_007: whatever.

From this site:

Adventures in Cybersex

One more little thing that struck me but I forgot to mention it; the songs lack a little bit of dynamic. They are a touch too one-paced which means that, although the meoldies are lovely, they don't quite stick out as much as they deserve.

Monday ja

I'm nae bad. The ball generally travels in the direction I intended. Adam EW is similar.

Full Tilt Poker, online: European investors to buy online poker firm Full Tilt Poker - latimes.com

Potentially massive breakthrough that might save Full Tilt/restore its reputation, and see us all get our money back.

One time!

Listened to them all, very nice indeed!

EDIT: As far as feedback is concerned, beyond a few dodgy rhymes and the bass being too loud throughout, I have nothing to say beyond very nice, US-folk ditties!

Hate Event looking drookit in the Moorings tonight

Have I met him? I remember wiping Nef C out (he is a good six inches taller than me, and at least three stone heavier) with a classic hard-but-fair. I was drunk. Normally, I wouldn't go near him cos I'm such a fragile wee thing. The folly of daytime boozing

So what are our numbers for this week looking like?

"In light of today's news that Alderney Gambling Control Commission has suspended Full Tilt Poker's license, PokerStars wishes to assure our customers that their funds are completely safe and that our operations are completely unaffected. The Isle of Man Gaming Commission today re-affirmed that PokerStars' worldwide licensing is intact and that our operations are in full compliance with all of its requirements. PokerStars' online operations continue as normal and all funds in players' accounts are safe and available for withdrawal as usual with no delays.

PokerStars also remains in full compliance with our licenses in other jurisdictions where we are regulated, including France, Italy and Estonia.

As provided under our licensing, PokerStars has always maintained the integrity and security of our players' funds, by keeping all such funds in segregated bank accounts, always available for immediate withdrawal.

Since the actions of US Department of Justice in April, we have returned more than $120 million to US players and continue to act upon requests as they are received. Players outside the US have not been affected and all cash-outs have been processed without delays. Further, PokerStars entered into an agreement with the Department of Justice which expressly confirmed the company's ability to operate outside the US.

We will continue to operate as a responsible corporate citizen and are committed to serving the needs of our customers in complete compliance with our regulatory requirements."

The Mystery Guest thing seems to be a massive issue for a lot of people, which I am a little surprised about. It is well known that Iain Brown was booked before his agents moved the goalposts a few days before the festival's first announcement. They had no choice but to go with Mystery Guests and work like crazy trying to find an alternative. When they couldn't lock in Faithless I guess there was a big dropoff in options and the organisers are not the sort of people to accept a mediocre headliner.

Personally I couldn't give less of a fuck about the headliners because there are very few bands with the stature of headliners that I truly like. The rest of the bill was more than good enough to get people through the gates, I would have thought.