April Ethereal

It's a shite list as the general public voted for it' date=' and they can't be trusted on matters like this.[/quote']

Guess thats why theres no sign of Schism by Tool.

Heres a couple:

1) "I used the same soap as you did and the towel didn't end up looking like no goddamn Maxi-Pad"

2) "IF YOU LOOKED UP 'IDIOT' IN THE DICTIONARY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'D FIND?"

"Eh...a picture of me?"

"NO! YOU'D FIND THE DEFINITION OF 'IDIOT', WHICH YOU ARE!"

3) "That computer systems a load of old wank"

Why is it when, in the FA Cup, Manchester United will draw somebody like Burton Albion and Middlesbrough draw Nuneaton and its seen as an opportunity for another great Cup shock and good for the game yet in Scotland Rangers draw Peterhead and Celtic draw Clyde, its seen as predictable/fixed. I'm a Celtic supporter and I still remember Inverness Caley (twice!), Falkirk and Raith Rovers. Scottish football is just as subjectable to shocks than English football. Granted they do happen a lot more often in English football but only because there's more teams hence more ties hence more opportunities for a shock result. People need to quit with all this West Coast bias theories. It got a bit bit boring 20-odd years ago.

That'll do me' date=' we're doing OK in cups this season.[/quote']

Ah, the beauty of the Cup, eh?

Dick Whittington and his rather large cat.

I haven't seen it in months' date=' but from what I remember Dev from Coronation Street was dreadful, especially the emotive 'grimacing' (looked like he was receiving an anal probe) he did to indicate psychological agony when being hounded by the psychotic ex-lover.[/quote']

He was probably smacked out of his face on coke.

I don't know. After watching Nathan from Coronation Street trying to act angry last night, he could give Paddy a run for his money.

Arnie was originally asked to reprise his role of Major Dutch in Predator 2' date=' which he declined. So the writers created the character Agent Keys played by Gary Busey (sp?).

Predator 2 is better than any other Predator film in my opinion anyway.[/quote']

So it's better than the first is what you're trying to say. I thought Danny Glover played the lead in Predator 2? Who cares, it was shite anyway.

Led Zeppelin - Living loving maid

Judas Priest - Living After Midnight

Series 4 or 5?

...Idiot!

Its moments like this that makes life so sweet!

17 out of 20. Better than I anticipated.

One of the things I love is how the catholic church abhors homosexuality' date=' unless it is practiced on little boys by its priesthood...[/quote']

Yeah, the whole "trail of smarties in to confession" routine.

Its not blaming Homosexuals for Hurricane Katrina. I think they're trying to say that God sent Hurricane Katrina to ravage and destroy New Orleans to end some Homosexual version of the 'Mardi Gras'. Still complete bollocks that they're talking though.

I'm due two or three from Sharon. Don't know if she has even received the ones she is due me.

I'm sure I've heard of a band called The Vauxhall Conference. Not a football team I know but close.

Seeing as people are posting tracklistings, here is mine:

1 ) Are You There? Anathema

2 ) Antisocial Anthrax

3 ) The Blessed Hellride Black Label Society

4 ) The Pick-Axe Murders Cannibal Corpse

5 ) Midnight Mountain Cathedral

6 ) Sleepless Cradle of Filth

7 ) New Orleans Is A Dying Whore Down

8 ) Curse You All Men! Emperor

9 ) She Moves She Four Tet

10 ) Rust In PeacePolaris Megadeth

11 ) Instinct Of Survival Napalm Death

12 ) Dark Chest Of Wonders Nightwish

13 ) The Baying Of The Hounds Opeth

14 ) Jesus Saves Slayer

15 ) Waiting For The Turning Point Superjoint Ritual

16 ) Circle Slipknot

17 ) Fairies Wear Boots Black Sabbath

I'm 46% gay. The way they've put the commenting answers, its almost like they're saying that being straight is bad for you.

Autumnblaze - Mute Boy, Sad Girl

This may be the best 2nd half to a year ever!

whitney houston - i will always love you

Guns & Roses - Think about you

china drum - better than me.... (two points to me - actually i could have also put bobaflex - better than me - so thats four to me)

Anthrax - Make Me Laugh

got the CD

Brilliant. Glad that got sorted quick.

sonia - better the devil you know

Cradle of Filth - Better To Reign In Hell

aphex twin - stone in focus

Cathedral - Imprisoned in Flesh