Teabags

2011.

I'll fucking destroy you. Maybe not. I am getting better though. Scored a couple peaches last night.

Playing Rocket League, went down 0-2 early...then scored 12 unanswered. Yes come on.

Use the right or left trigger to pump your way around the walls of the bowl. Only press it about halfway down and release as your exit a curve, then pump it halfway again. Make sense?

Donald Trump. Please.

Where is ca_gere?

Was away for 3 weeks...come back to AGFW... "Did you see the weather?" "No. I walked here with my eyes closed." "Shuddup. Did you not get soaked?" "Yes. Yes of course I saw the weather." "Well you've been away for 3 weeks thought it would be nice to chat!" "So...you mention the weather?" "..." "..." "It's really wet."

Oddly, it appears to have worked. 14-2. Here we go.

Animals. Yas. Orcas - The wolves of the ocean. Bad ass black metal gangster dolphins that hunt like absolute bastards. An Orca once killed a great white by turning it upside down and holding it until it drowned. That's a fucking mammal drowning a fish. Holy shit. And yet can be chill as fuck with humans. Power, Aesthetic, Vibe - A+ Honey Badgers - The most mental little fucker on land. Will attack fucking anything, no matter the size. Will attack poisonous snakes, almost die, wake up 2 days later and eat the fucking thing that made it sick. Despite being the size of a dog, they've been known to chase Lions away and take their kills. Mental little fuckers. Power - A+ Aesthetic - B Vibe - D Blue Whales - They're fucking 30 metres long. Power, Aesthetic - A Vibe - A+ Dogs - Man's best friend. Not all dogs though. Like those little horrible chihuahua fuckers. or pugs. Get a medium sized dog. An actual dog. Like a huskie. Or a Corgi crossed with an Alsatian. Yas. Power - C Aesthetic - B Vibe - A+ Penguins - They're so chill on land, cos they don't really have any land predators. They seem awesome. I'll even let them off with the gay-necro-sex thing, cos they look awesome and do that sliding on their belly thing. Power - D Aesthetic - A Vibe - A

Dog shit a'why, expensive, far too busy, and most of the locals were cunts. Nae into it.

1. Paris 2. Benidorm 3. Amiens 4. London 5. Bangkok

Yep. Was a cracking gig.

This is from a couple of week ago when we played Leeds. At a wedding. I wish I could be at gigs like this every weekend. And in Leeds you can be.

Capital of fast music in the UK. By a fucking galactic mile. And loads of awesome folk down there involved in that scene. Just love going there basically.

1. Leeds 2. Budapest 3. Prague 4. Groningen 5. Galway

BILLS BILLS BILLS BILLS!

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Yesterday was a total mare. Lost 2 RBs, Woodhead and Abdullah. Luckily Cam had a good game but he was throwing to Kelvin Benjamin who my opponent has. I'm now in the awesome predicament of being 14.62 behind., my opponent has played all his players. I have one WR position left, and Alshon Jeffrey and Jordan Matthews eligible...

RZA - Wu-Tang, obviously, but the rest of the things he's got his name on are staggering. Matt Domino - Infest, Neanderthal, Manpig, Low Threat Profile... the guy's a legend. Chris Dodge - Spazz, No Use For A Name, Infest, Low Threat Profile, Hellnation, Slap A Ham Records... again, a legend. Al Jourgensen - Like most things he puts his name on. Tomas Lindberg - At The Gates, Skitsystem, Lock Up, Disfear, The Crown and more. Only one from the list that I've met and he was sound as fuck to boot.

The D as a whole wasn't bad. Gilmore had a terrible game, and he was covering the lad that was getting all of Fitzpatrick's targets. The flags are the fucking issue. Same as last season. And its a fucking joke.

Fuck the Jets. Though, its our own fault. Bills need to clean up the constant fucking flags. Dat long ball to Goodwin though. OOOFT.

Puzzle Bobble 4 multiplayer is amazing. If youse haven't played it I highly suggest you do. We went to a pub in London that had a MAME emulator setup with 2 joysticks on a 10 foot projector and got games of it. Was fucking amazing.

Honorable mentions: Limbo, Monument Valley, Half-Life 2, GTA 3 onwards, Skyrim, Fallout 3, Rocket League, NHL (best one is probably 12), Team Fortress 2, Talos Principle, Mad Max, Deadpool, SHadow of Mordor, Sonic the Hedgehog 1-3, Skate 2