delboy

no, fudge can drink more than me and cattanach is uglier.

oh god i can see how that thread would look, it was posted at around 8AM and i wasn't meaning me, there are more worthy candidates. the cheques in the post bob by the way.

may a suggest a few more awards?

most miserable git in the entire world

best haircut

zaniest scenster

ugliest motherfucker

biggest pisshead

ah i shall turn this into the smash hits awards yet....

he does whether well for someone who is 114....

is nothing more than a local version of the brits or the NME brat awards, how's about a 'godlike genius' or 'outstanding contribution to the local scene' award?????

yeah well the fudge awards are about as relevant as the brits anyway.

actually the brits are more relevant cos they feature bands who sell more than 10 CD's in one up.

the only true punk band in aberdeen are toxic ephex and they've split up (again) but have played in the last year so that makes them eligible (i think)

Re: sidecar suck man

Originally posted by Mr Blastcap

sidca are shit! i fucking hate them, they cant play or sing for shit, and they dont have any staged presents.they cant wire a plug either. fucking tits.

and they're ugly alcoholics as well, have you seen the lead singer? does occasional acoustic renditions of 'maggie may' not very extreme is it?

ian christie receiting alternative latvian poetry to a backing tape of local musicians discussing which member of the fudge team can drink the most.

or le reno amps. jo McCafferty, amber, simpson, blastcap and future galloway

dave dixon should have been a red coat, could just imagine him with a spinning bow tie!!!

i did see them at one sonic death monkey where they finished with a minute of extemity with rory on vocals. was class

i cannot believe no-one has mentioned... spike pile driver, make sidca sound like ken dodd

the wildcards, sidca, lady mercedes and diablo

big fish little fish - terminal x

April In Amsterdam - Ian Simpson

Four Months My Friend - Tim Courtney

how about .....

opera punk

Electro Metal Blues

2 Step Techno Folk

Drum n Drum no bass

Prog trad

or

heavy acoustic?

Originally posted by General Ermintrude

You'd never pass as a girl. For one thing, the size of your organ would give you away.

Keyboard, like.

i only use a small one these days and i have girls hair as well but shrieking i sadly cannot do!

can you blacklist me for being a nice cunt?

and where's the friggin new fanzine?

i've tried so hard to get into the new snow patrol album but i think its just dull dull dull. plus support terra diablo pulled out of two gigs with real shocks which could lead us to getting some kind of complex but it wont!

in fact fuck the original material, we should stick with 80's yes, rush, boston, elton john and john 'cougar' mellencamp covers.

thats what 'the kids' of today want.

or stand round trying to look cool like casino or bri.

please don't tell me you pay these people money!

that you bri? get back behind the bar, sharon would never post such things.

does that mean were on it then?

i know but we want to be on the new list as well.

shit can i apply?

last chance to see old four peice ugly bloke line up at bannerman's this saturday.

Real Shocks - got no mates and don't pull a crowd, what more could you want from a band on the blacklist.

plus we think fudge are a bunch of poofs as well

does that get us on the list?