Rob Karloff

a spit roasted hog and some brasso.

Yum. I'll bring the engine oil and caustic soda.

No matter... I have apocalyptica sheet music. I'm a happy munchkin. If only I could master "One"...

If it's as hard on the Cello as on the guitar, then I wouldn't feel too bad!! Probably my fave track off S&M really.

indeed' date=' just went out and bought a tub of evo and some food bags.[/quote']

Whats for Xmas dinner??

Well I shall be there next time' date=' and I'll be taking everyone along! [/quote']

Jolly good!

I think its Jan 14th, a Good For Nothing gig with kirkt, I believe. Keep it free!!

i'm trying to cheer up to no avail...

i have no real friends' date=' no life except on this forum, the music i make is second rate nonsense, i sit and watch my days go by knowing full well i have no real future and no one would really care if i just disappeared...

its hard this time of year not to just go drink a litre of bleach and put my eyes out with hot pokers.[/quote']

So you're right in the festive spirit then mate??

"here come the lions' date=' only in kenya, come to keyna we've got lions......."

FORGET ABOUT NORWAY![/quote']

I think you'll find it's actually :

"Where can you see Lions...? Only in Kenya! Come to Kenya, we've got Lions!

Where can you see Tigers...? Only in Kenya! Got Lions and Tigers but only in Kenya!

Forget Norway!!"

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29/

It was great fun.

Usual Ghastly Ghoulmore costume and makeup flair, with a heavy Santa theme. We even had a "Mantaclaws" playing bass for us. I'm sure someone has some pictures someplace they can post, I know Ben from Filthypact filmed the event on camcorder.

Attendance next time is mandatory!

Well' date=' at least you might be on the way to getting some of that publicity you were talking about! Granted I didn't think it would be the Spar Post Office that would start giving you hassle![/quote']

I can see the headlines now...

"Local Band courts controversy over posting of small, offensive packages!

Local Councillor Len Ironman is said to be outraged over the discovery, stating that after being excited by some of the suggestions on the packaging, he was exceedingly dissapointed by the actual contents."

Getting anything into the US of Ayyy is difficult now, thanks to a mad fundamentalist and 4 aeroplanes, 2 buildings, and a field in Pennsylvania. You need to have a full manifest of the contents, describing what they are and their monetary value. Otherwise, it will likely be incinerated when it gets into the US, just in case. Package? What package?

Fangs for all the SMM votes, folks. We really appreciate it, and are dead (ho ho) chuffed with it considering it was a mere 2 days recording time in the making. Biggest thanks have to go to Dr Deleto at Captain Toms for recording/engineering/mixing/mastering it with us!!

My vote goes to My Minds Weapon for "This is Revenge". Can't say their music is my kinda thing, but a better recorded and produced set of songs from a local act I've yet to see. I think they answered a lot of the local pissant critics with that release.

That's not how many you sold on the site, it's your SALES RANK for the past three weeks. Duh

So out of X number of artists on the site, you came 3399th in terms of sales figures.

Not heard a thing. But if you phone and ask, they'll only be too glad to tell you if/what they're planning. No secrets in that establishment, guv'nor.

January sometime I believe....

Ack! We're trailing that Morrisette dude by 4 votes. Rise, Karloffians, rise and vote! If only so I can cover the Fudge monkeys in fake blood on the awards night. But I'll likely do that anyway. Small detail.

SEMI???????????

Yeah, thinking about it, Dave is really just your common-or-garden crusty without the dreds. He has an unkempt mohawk thingy though.

You know the deal, folks! Come along to see bright young horror punks Infection, complete with Karloff t-shirts!! Then witness the might and surprises of a Karloff Xmasy gig.... We'll rock your Santa sock right off! Then stare in awe and inspiration at the wonder of the Tyrant Lizard Kings, worth it just for the name alone. Fantastic!

i always get lost when I kiss you.

I usually get cooties when you kiss me.

Bloody over-zealous, semi-minky crusties

Ash will be entering from Robs chops!!

J

They're not that big!!

We were toying with the idea of having a mock on-stage shooting, actually.

PS : I hope you all voted for us in the Poll on Fudge's forum for Best Extreme

Ah Blastcap, you're extreme personified. I actually heard it was a Super Soaker that Craig was assaulted with, an altogether more extreme form of water delivery, with the potential to take out an eye or electricute a wayward bass player.... Did his hair stand on end with fear/static?? I'll never forget the night you made Bonesaw Bazz almost maybe nearly cry.

...And then you woke up.

Right?

Is it wrong to vote for your own band??

Ahem.

That's defcon, you idiot.

...as in the bar was disqualified after gaining the largest vote' date=' on the grounds that it was never nominated, or the poll were mysteriously extended by a month... Funny you should say that...

In the *cough* unlikely event that such an attrocity were visited apon The Moorings, well that would make me feel like a debit had bounced on my bank account and incurred a 25 charge. So under those circumstances I would have no alternative but to arrange for Garthie "Two Cannons" Di Morto pay them Fudge rats a visit.[/quote']

Conspiracy theories, eh?? You'll be telling me next that Alyssa's Wish weren't actually the worst band of 2003 and that those Fudge folks fixed that result also...? Surely not! Have you employed our very own GreameC as your campaign advisor?!!

Good luck in getting a contract fulfilled on those Fudge packers. Any assailant would be more than certain to trip up and break their neck on entering the warzone that constitutes a Fudge residence. And if you arrange a hit a Moshulu then they'll be so plastered and unsteady on their feet that any shot may miss and hit someone like onlynik, or if you attempt an assault in the fine premises that is Dr Drakes then surely Direktor Jim will confiscate any weapon and lock your hitman in the cellar with Derek Ross for a couple of weeks. Or am I reading too much into this??

And The Gin Goblins aye?

Nay lad.

Dave broke his arm pre-halloween in a bicycle related drunken mishap, and is unable to play guitar at present. He was seen in agony after playing the Damned gig in Edinburgh the other week... Stupid Goblin.

Wow.

What will you do if it turns out that the Moorings is one of the venues that isn't actually listed for the Best Venue award....??

because as soon as I saw them I thought "I want to be in her".

Classy guy.