Invisible Lead Soup

Feminists. Taking over the world, I tell you.

I saw "Game On" last night. It's still shit.

The Thin Blue Line is the dogs' bollocks.

Goths are there to be made fun of.

"Friends". I mean, come on. Over-rated shite for dimwits. Shame the amount of humour demonstrated in this show wasn't as big as their pay packets.

"Sex and the City" has all the sexual sophistication of a rotting walrus corpse. That'll give the feminists something to gripe about.

You! Get your knickers on and make me a cup o' tea.

If we all take ritalin' date=' we'll get all hyper[/quote']

Try again.

Managed to obtain the aforementioned Idlewild track.

http://downloads.idlewilder.co.uk/warnings_promises/Idlewilder%20-%20Love%20Steals%20Us%20From%20Loneliness.mp3

Wasn't sure at first. Definately a grower.

10/10, naturally.

Haven't you got some ethnic minorities to gas?

1/ everyone smokes

Fuck that. Smoking's cool. You've merely been brainwashed by Jack McConnel's agenda for a "hip" and "happening" Scotland.

Buggery.

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Noobies.

Don't suppose you still have the .swf in your cache?

Trivia: The "Arrrrgh" noise upon launching Santa is from Duke Nukem 3D.

Mortgages are handy things, yes. I recommend attempting to obtain one.

Genres are for phags.

I'm not a Christian. But to keep into the spirit of things, I intend to begin celebrating Hanukkah, Ramadan, and a myriad of other religious festivals.

Oh yes, I'm looking forward to this! With a username like this, that's a reasonably simple assumption.

Chris Morris theme pub?!

Purely for the above' date=' I think you're great![/quote']

I was aware of that already, but I'm humbled none-the-less.

Are people EVER going to get over the fact that vampires don't exist? Dick.

I never once implied that they did, chump.

Not in The Lost Boys. They like The Doors and Echo & The Bunnymen.

Even when they've been sleeping for hundreds of years? How convenient...