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  1. shit bouncers at henry j's

    in Other Clubs & Venues

    Posted

    Originally posted by Meriel

    After reading through all this I feel a hellofalot more informed about bouncers. When talking to someone who had been around that time at Henry J's they were just sayign "well how can a bouncer resttrain someone threatening if they're not doing it physically??" In one way the sound of bouncers accepting head and stuff from underages is pretty shocking but then it kinda means that the person would be willing to do that, which i think is a reflection to them. Another way of looking at it, is how much worse things would be if at night, with lots of drunk drunk people going abuot, how bad it could get if there weren't bouncers, who can often recognise people who are about to explode into violent tendancies...i know thats a bit of a regurgitation but oh well.. But on a story about bad workers...ages ago, when I was about 13/14 i remember this carnie guy giving us all a free ride on the Waltzers or something. When I think about it, the idea of this 30+ year old man giving us free rides, where we were away from everyone else really, just cause 2 of my friends were in boob tubes and mini skirts is actually kinda disturbing so i guess people can't just accuse bouncers of doing stuff like that - Everyone must be open to a little bit of corruption once and a while..

    Please Stop

  2. shit bouncers at henry j's

    in Other Clubs & Venues

    Posted

    Originally posted by Philip Johnston

    No relation to Moshulu, but wasn't someone killed here in Aberdeen after being attacked by a bouncer/few bouncers a few years back?

    Beside the estaminenet - dont know if it was that, but the bouncers kicked a guy out and he fell - smashing his head off of the kerb, resulting in death..... thats one incident anyway.

  6. Best Knock Knock Jokes

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Knock, knock

    Whos there?

    Sorry, wrong door.

    Okay.

    Knock, knock

    Whos there?

    Federal Express

    Federal Express who?

    I dont know. I just deliver packages.

    Knock, knock

    Whos there?

    Tom.

    Tom who?

    Tom Buchanan.

    Hi Tom.

    Knock knock

    Whos there?

    Pizza delivery guy.

    Pizza delivery guy who?

    You ordered a pizza?

    Yes.

    Im the guy delivering it.

    Great.

    Knock knock

    Whos there?

    Susan.

    Susan who?

    Susan Caldwell.

    Ill be right out, Susan.

    Knock, knock

    Whos there.

    You might be a redneck if you think tobacco is a vegetable.

    You might be a redneck if you think tobacco is a vegetable who?

    I thought this was a redneck joke.

    Nope. Its a knock, knock joke.

    Oops.

    Knock, knock

    Whos there?

    Boo

    Boo who

    Dont get so upset, crybaby!

    What?

    Ha! Ha! I made you say boo-hoo

    Youre a real idiot.

    That wasnt necessary.

    Knock knock

    Whos there?

    Creeping penis.

    Creeping penis who?

    Im not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors dont believe I invented the chocolate clair. But I did. Im going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and Ill kill you last!

    Knock, knock

    Yo mama

    Yo mama who?

    Yo mama so fat, she caught a flesh-eating virus and that was three years ago.

    I bet youre fat, huh?

    Im

    You are, arent you? Fat!

    Im plumpish.

    Knock, knock

    Whos there?

    FBI!

    Hello? FBI! Let us in!

    nobody here

    Oh. Lets go boys!

    (Phew!)

    Knock, knock

    Whos there?

    Theres a dead old woman in your driveway.

    Theres a dead old woman in your driveway who?

    No. Seriously. Theres a dead old woman in your driveway.

    Actually, thats just my piss-drunk bar slut of a grandmother. She sells toothless mouth love for mind eraser shooters at the Tysons Mall TGIFridays. Let the whore sleep it off.

    Knock, knock

    Whos there?

    Henry.

    Henry who?

    Henry Kissinger. Did you know that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac?

    Im not opening the door Henry.

    Damn.

    Knock, knock

    Tremble mortal and despair it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH!

    Tremble mortal and despair it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH who?

    Actually, Im here for Jones in #D1 but I need to take a monster crap and I hate to kill and THEN use the bathroom, you know? Its rude and the other way around, well it ruins my dramatic entrance. So

    You want to use my toilet?

    Yeah?

    Go right ahead.

    Got anything to read?

    Just the crossword.

    You finished it.

    Sorry?

    Hold my scythe.

    Hey! Dont forget to light a match.

  8. Bass: Guitar for Retards

    in Musicians' Corner

    Posted

    Originally posted by CraigDDG

    Well even though Bitterman hasn't posted here...

    But using that logic, anyone could throw paint on a page. Anyone could play a note on bass. Anyone could play a note on guitar. And so use of the word "master" would mean to make something worthwhile. Which takes as much on bass as it does on guitar.

    Thought batman was bitterman..... darn

  9. Bass: Guitar for Retards

    in Musicians' Corner

    Posted

    thers a difference between learning and mastering, and its not a contradiction - Bitterman -i pressume you are learning to paint (in art school) but have you mastered it already???

    Its much easier to learn bass than guitar - its a fact (why do you think in standard grade music classes there is about 5 people outta twenty that take up bass cos its the easier option. But like i said - every instrument is difficult to master.

  14. Singing drummers....

    in Musicians' Corner

    Posted

    The Onion Terror drummer can do the lead singing, we practically take a song each or split songs down the middle depending on how high the parts are.

    But the best singing drummer i've ever seen was in a band called 'No Extit', they were like emo punk and they kicked soo much ass, the drummer was playing off beat, and other supid time signatures whilst singing in 4/4 - it was truley amazing!

  15. Feedback Forum?

    in Comments & Suggestions

    Posted

    Maybe you could just rename the reviews and recommendations forum, just now it just seems to be people saying 'check this band out', when they can do stuff like that in their profile.

    Its one of the least used forums and i think that re-naming it to 'feedback' or something would be better..... it would also save people posting threads about gig's on the wasteland :up:

  19. Feed It Back

    in Musicians' Corner

    Posted

    The distortion was up to ten - but the volume was at 5, i play it like that all the time but only on the lemon tree do i get that much feedback ?(

    Who knows - if i play there again i'll have my amp really low and see what happens.

    Note: I never got the 'fast' feedback at the soundckeck either......

  20. Feed It Back

    in Musicians' Corner

    Posted

    Problem:

    At the lemon tree on thursday night i seperienced the worst (and most annoying) feedback i've ever had. My amp wasnt overly loud and my guitar hadnt picked up anything this bad before.....

    And whats more annoying is that none of the other bands got it on the night. Would it have been the guitar through the p.a?

    I'm well confuzzled.

  22. Fender Super Bullets

    in Musicians' Corner

    Posted

    Originally posted by GraemeC

    Dya wannit fixed?

    Its cool - all i really need is something thin and hard so i can get between the side of the entrance and the string to push the ball out. The 4 high strings came out no problem (d,g,b,e,) and low e was strong enough to push itself out, the a string however is too fat for my metal kebab stick to get passed and too weak to push itself out.

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