paranoid

Dead baby jokes!

What's red and hang on the wall?

A baby on a meathook.

What's green and hangs on the wall?

Same baby, two weeks later/

What is red, sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What is the best thing about spinning a baby round a whirly washing line?

Stopping it with a spade.

1. Modify my Mini.

2. Turn 21! Woo Hoo!

3. Expand my ever growning Psychopathic Records Merchandise collection.

4. Go to Florida with parents and girlfriend for a kick ass holiday.

5. Renew some "stale" friendships

6. Help somebody, don't know how, but I want to help someone.

7. Take up basketball to try to regain my fitness level.

8. Rock out at more heavy gigs, here and Glasgow.

http://www.iconoclast.ca/MainPage.asp?page=/newPage6.asp

If any fucker should be shot' date=' it should be this guy.[/quote']

I usually just ignore people like this. It still winds me up though

Vocals - Angela Gossow (Arch Enemy) + Coery Taylor (Stone Sour/Slipknot)

Drums - Joey Jordinson (Slipknot)

Bass - Adam Duce (Machine Head)

Guitar - Dimebag RIP

Me likes!

I'll give it a few listens before I comment but it's quirky and the accents are way better than Welsh ones

*Looks nowhere near the almighty GLC*

they bring Caged back.

Don't fucking tease me!

Wicked Witch Craft

Instructions & Templates

Age 3+

If you want to make her look more scary' date=' take a black marker and draw mean eyebrows on her like this:

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Mean eyebrows make all the difference!

Don't make her look too scary if making this craft with 3 or 4 year olds!

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Everyone knows that the root of all evil is in the eyebrows!

12/10/04

VINNIE PAUL' date=' DAMAGEPLAN issue statements about DIMEBAG tragedy

Two days after Dimebag Darrell was shot and killed onstage, his brother and bandmate Vinnie Paul has issued a statement to the press. Like many of Dime's friends, Paul said that the guitarist will be remembered for his playing, but missed most for his giving personality.

"With all his greatness and accomplishments on the guitar, DIME will be missed more for his giving personality, charisma, caring for others, love and most of all his HEART!! Twice as big as the state of TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!" the statement read. "DIME gave it all everyday to each and every one of us and our lives have forever been hollowed without him...

"Thanks to all of you for reaching out to us in this time of our immeasurable loss. REST IN PEACE BROTHER DIME!!!!!!"

The surviving members of Damageplan also issued a statement revealing that their former head of security, Jeffrey "Mayhem" Thompson, was also killed in the tragedy, and that Chris Paluska, who worked with Damageplan's management and was their acting tour manager, was also shot and is in critical, but stable condition. The band's drum tech, John "Kat" Brooks, was hit with a bullet but will be released from the hospital today.

"Jeffrey 'Mayhem' Thompson was not just a true part of the Damageplan family, but part of the whole Dallas music scene," the statement said. "He was friend to all, with a great personality. He bent over backward to help us all with his trademark phrases like 'What can I do for you sir?' and 'Coming up!'"

In the statement, the band thanks Thompson for his extreme loyalty and credits him for helping save the surviving members' lives. "He stated his willingness to protect us, saying 'I'd take a bullet for ya,' and unfortunately did in defense of our lives," they said. "He truly lived and died for his friends and made the ultimate sacrifice, giving his life to save ours. For this we will never forget. You will be missed, big man."

The band's label, Atlantic Records, issued a statement as well, which reads in part, "Dimebag Darrell was an exceptional musician and an extraordinary person. Along with his brother and bandmate, Vinnie Paul, he was a member of the Elektra/Atlantic family for the past 14 years, and he will be deeply missed. The bravery displayed by Damageplan, their crew, their fans, and the local police will never be forgotten."

For much more on Dimebag Darrell's life, music and influence, tune in to a special edition of "Headbangers Ball" premiering Saturday night at 10 p.m. ET on MTV2.

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The latest thing I've found, mentions it wasn't Big Val that was killed.

It was an ace night. Kudos on the Dimebag tribute dude.

I've read somewhere that it wasn't actually Big Val that was killed, just someone who looked freakishly like him. Don't quote me on the validity of that though.

It is safe to say I will be there, but that isn't surprising!

Most likely

Fucking Hostile - Broken - This Love

I fucking love you!

hmmmmmmmm........... i may try and make it or get in to moshulu the night!

Hell yeah! Hope to see you. I think we all need to vent some anger tonight!

Hell yeah.

Preferably This Love or A New Level.

Fuck it, anything that isn't Walk or Cowboys from Hell!

watching Pantera videos and smoking it up in tribute.

This is also my plan for tonight.

Has anyone watched the footage?

bad news.

I might look for it when I get home. Consumption Junction is likely to have it but i ain't going on there at work!

Pity the trigger happy cops couldn't have managed to get the guy alive' date=' and thus find out exactly why he would do such a stupid thing. Only in America....[/quote']

They probably felt that "shooting to wound" with the large risk to a large amount of civilians would not be enough to stop any more loss of any more *innocent* lives.

Would have been good to find out why he did it though.

why are people giving phil anselmo shit?????

he had nothing to do with the shooting and is part of the reason we all know dimebags music so well.Fuck

If your refering to my post, I was just saying I wonder how bad Phil is feeling after being quoted saying that, I ain't "giving him shit" as you put it. He is likely to be quizzed by police which is the last thing someone who has had someone they have been close to killed in such a horrific way needs.

Now I know why I had an over-whelming urge to listen to Pantera on Wednesday......

And Jonathan Ross didn't rate it which automatically means it's good.

So true!

I'm looking forward to the Night Stalker film, and there is word of a Night Stalker trilogy.

words dont really describe how pissed off at this shit i am' date=' dimebag is dead and who the fuck is responsible, the killer needs to be hunted down and dismembered by chainsaw, by either me or vinnie[/quote']

Columbus police Sgt. Brent Mull said the shooter appeared to be targeting the band members. After opening fire on the stage' date=' the gunman turned on the crowd. [b']At that point, an officer shot the man dead, Mall added. Police said there could have been many more fatalities had the officer not killed the gunman.

Doesn't bring Dimebag back though.

I wonder if Phil Anselmo regrets his comment to Metal Hammer this month.

"He [Dimebag] deserves to be beaten severely."

This is shit, RIP Dimebag.

Just saw it, and I was not disappointed! Don't want to spoil it but I recommend it, more so if you loved the first two.

"you cock-juggaling thunder cunt!"

Happy Birthday, oh player of ace music!