paranoid

if you have your headphones in....you'd probably damage your ears

That seems to be the common risk with $hitter$pd...

Steven should be credited as "Lead Drums" if anything, because those tubs just do whatever the fuck they want. Inventive and innovating.

Tubs being the things that sound like Quality Street tins, right?

o_O

em...just uploaded a pearl jam cover (lookin) and a new song

That is truly, truly horrifying.

o_O

I have an Encore Precision that is tidy, fully working, one slight scratch.

80 and it is yours.

Your first point - you've misunderstood me. I was describing the basis on which someone is free to offer a service - whether or not that person has the ability/ integrity/sincerity etc is a separate issue - the judgement call you make when you weigh up whether or not to employ that person services.

Your second point - fair enough, that's your call. For me it depends very much on the service I'm after. I've never asked a hairdresser If they have a qualification, and If so, what. Either they cut my hair in a way which I'm happy with, or they don't.

My point is simply that education has been overtaken by money and politics, qualifications in many fields are dumbed down so much, and colleges are keen to push as many students through the hoops as possible, that I tend not to as a my first yardstick of quality. Just my opinion though.

Why are you defending this utter horse shite?

Stumbled across this classic thread, Cloud agrees with me that sludge is bollocks

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/feedback-forum/31180-stayover-mmw-baby-karma-others.html

You are the cutest! Bless...

He makes great music regardless though....aren't we all bananas?

Please tell me you got the reference and are ignoring it?

Hmm....the 7th is the 4, we will be planning a few solo's n harmony parts in later songs though

Monsieur, with these harmonies, you will really be spoiling us...

For the 7th it is only the original 4 members. I have confirmation of this.

No point fucking the dynamic for the dybut really, is there?

Effortless masturbation - now there's a lesson. Not one I'd attend. Likely to get more takers than this phooey though.

My Utopia is one in which everyone sends two text messages at a time because they need the space to spell and punctuate correctly.

I have always done this. It is even better now that I have my iPose because the contract has unlimited texts, as opposed to the 500 I had previously.

You should have a band slogan.

$hutt3r$p33d - The Doberman's Bollocks.

I would buy that t-shirt!

I'm buying one of these very soon:

It costs more than I'd like to disclose, but it sounds absolutely fucking tits. The Devi Ever Shoegazer pedal is a little bit more ridiculous, but it doesn't look anywhere near as awesome.

Happy Cat shoot lasers from his eyes, into what looks to be people running from the WTC collapse? That is the most freakin awesome pedal ever!!

Windows bastard XP System fecking Restore.

Recovered my PC (the one with a couple of design jobs on it, plus the one my iPhone is associated with) from a problem. Yaldy thought I, I have fixed it. Nope.

Can't run a repair off the Windows disc because I have a SATA drive running off a RAID controller, and it doesn't recognise anything other than IDE. Tried slip-streaming the drivers into the install disc, only to find the RAID controller driver pack is a self running .exe that you can't get the files out of.

To top it off, it is XP MCE 2005, and I don't have the proper install discs because they don't release them to the unwashed masses.

Computers are shite.

i aint trying no fish

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Thankyou.

This sounds like a cult!

"All you need to do is shave your head and provide your own bucket".

Awesome!

I find the same is true of people called Helen.

Nah, that one certainly isn't true...

8o

How on earth has this thread been up here as long as it has without someone mentioning that band?

Thank fuck for that.

Listened to Shutterspeed.

Think Aaron might put them on the Rumour has it bill.

Anyone fancy seeing shutterspeed live?

Where the fuck have you been? They have been offered and since turned down that gig.

Do try to keep up...

Never mind.

Terribly sorry.

Wonder what will happen to Magners, surely most of that price is profit rather than duty.

Magners is Leprechaun piss rather than cider, so it should be safe.

No.

Therefore my identity is safe. Just checking.

Hmm, if you didn't want your identity to be known by John, you'd do what everyone else does, and not mention the dozen times you were standing 6 feet from him.

You want him to know who you are...

8o