AGFW™, as well as couple others in my office, all decide that because I'm going to the tiny little office kitchen to get a coffee, that they ALL need a cup of tea/coffee as well, so now there's 4 of us in a tiny little fucking kitchen and every one of them is constantly going "oh sorry, can I get past you to the fridge" and what not while AGFW™ stands there in hysterics saying "OMG it's so crammed in here!" This happens about 3 times a week.
Wait two minutes while I make mine and then come back. You fucks.