There once was an old man called Sam, Who said "good at this management, I am." Went to Newcastle, Wasn't "worth the hassle", Spent Christmas with his head in his hands. Next: POLAND. (ps. I suck at this.)
I courted a lady from Mastrick who had a few problems, all gastric She fired out her farts like garlicky darts Through holes in her knicker elastic next subject.....fuzz pedals