SteveCrisis Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 Last night a Muslim female came to my door.I never opened it, I just talked to her through the letter box just to see how she fuckin likes it!*Oh boy! Am I in for an Aberdeen Music.com jihad or what? Hey -maybe even a fatwah!Anyone know where Salman Rushdie's hiding out these days?* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 YeahHe's had some surgery and is lying on a beach in Barbados with a lovely pair of coapy baps and a blonde wig, he uses the name Salma and wears a rather fetching bikini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 Know it is wrong, on so many levels, but: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 a lovely pair of coapy baps What kind/size of coapys are we talking about here Biz?Perky? Double Dunters? Heavy Hangers? Spaniels Lugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 about this sizeHoly mackerel even Razorlight are getting in on the Floory Coapy Bap action nooadays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 What do you say to a woman with two black eyes..?Nothing! You already told her twice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 What do you say to a woman with two black eyes..?Nothing! You already told her twice! arf! v.funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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