Paulscoconutass Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Still got to perfect a nice, catchy breakdown but so far, so good.I was wonderin’ down and up this townwithout seeing a thing or hearing a soundwhen from out of my bum came a rat-ta-tatI know I don’t want to be caught with thatSo i slide, and i hide down the side of a streetWhere i can’t hear a thing, ‘cept my fumbling feetthen it comes down my tube but i don’t want to share it,but i have to bear it.ChorusThere aint nothing sorer, than an itchy but-holeCan’t do anything about it, unless you wanna look like you’ve gone wrongThere aint nothing sorer, than an itchy but-holeBut when you’re in the shower, you can itch for at least an hour’til the water turns cold.So i go, to get cream for my anal thrushThe last thing i want’s another bum rush.Walkin like, i’ve messed my whitiesAnd keeping my hands from sctarchin my heiniePreperation H is the order of the weekI slam a whole tube on my dawsons creekIce flow, nowhere to go!!!Relief!We'll be playing this at fridays gig along with our new song about domestic abuse featuring all your favourite quotes from the HEBS adverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Lovely.(Eight characters.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewCat Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 shite with a capital 'O' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 "sleeendeeeeeeeeeed!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowl O' Alpen Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 I feel a "Best Songwriter" award coming any century now. It's almost as good as 5ive's classic line "ain't got no manners cos i eat with my fingers". Almost... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Ice flow! Nowhere to go! Genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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