Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 fighting with a santa claus 'bot' on gay-oh-ell messengerphatxtom (02:19:13): heySantaClaus (02:19:13): Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.So, have you been naughty or nice?phatxtom (02:19:24): shut up you cuntSantaClaus (02:19:24): Hmm... Nice answer. Note to self: check list twice for this one. let me inspire you to get on my Good List with a free gift. Come back here to pick it up on December 22nd. Now, type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put on AIM for you.phatxtom (02:19:35): listen you fat wanker...SantaClaus (02:19:36): If the elves and I are not keeping up with you, try using the menu while we catch up!phatxtom (02:19:46): ...i'll slice you open like a lambSantaClaus (02:19:46): Without a doubt?phatxtom (02:19:55): don't interrupt me, you child molesterSantaClaus (02:19:55): Pardon me?phatxtom (02:20:02): playing dumb now, eh?SantaClaus (02:20:02): Ho Ho! Now you and Mrs. Claus could probably get along very well.phatxtom (02:21:07): yeah...a little TOO well. while you're out breaking into little kids bedrooms and tryign to get into little kids' stockings, i'll be getting mrs. claus out of hers!SantaClaus (02:21:07): Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note?phatxtom (02:21:19): she'll get more than just a stocking filler, mateSantaClaus (02:21:40): Hanging stocking by the fireplace is an old tradition. I fill up stocking with little treats for boys and girls when I see them.phatxtom (02:23:41): don't justify your sick practices with lame excuses - it's traditional for the KKK to burn crosses in innocent black families' gardens - is this something you partake in too, hatemonger?SantaClaus (02:23:42): Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter?phatxtom (02:26:19): like your penis?SantaClaus (02:26:20): My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.A lump of coal for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Was that you having a go at Suntie, min?I think a lump of coal is worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*SJ* Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 haha you must've been really bored.Entertaining for the minute I took to read it though, so thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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