Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Fucking sod' date=' there's no escape. On topic: Best chat up line is a sly-look, smooth approach, and then ask her: 'Fancy a fuck?'You might get spat on, slapped, kicked in the ghoulies, but you might get balls deep....[/quote']Good stuff. One of my favourites is "Fancy a fuck? No? Well, would you mind lying down so I can have one?" Another good one is "Fancy coming back to my place for a shag and a pizza?" *SLAP*"Fucking bitch. Do you not like pizza?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 There's also a wealth of 'classic's lurking here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Well I once said to a girl "do you like The Holy Bible?"When she walked off quickly I realised she probably didn't know it was a Manics album. Oh well.I've gone out wearing stickers saying "Suck my cock" before. Very good for identifying humourless bores, who just go "HUH!!!" and storm off. But find one who thinks it's amusing and it's a lovely ice breaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Paradise Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together! That was my advice to a mate to use on a girl he liked for ages, and it worked, what a love machine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midgeski Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 is there a mirror in your pants? cos i can see myself in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 is there a mirror in your pants? cos i can see myself in them.fuck.knew i should of used "im going to knife you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midgeski Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 fuck.knew i should of used "im going to knife you".it's worked everytime so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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