AVB

Was at a Wedding this weekend, watched a Cajun Priest get absolutely shitboxed on Tequila and do the worm up and down the dancefloor, it was great

1 hour ago, Soda Jerk said:

Do they have kettles yet?

When I was there when I was a kid, a long long time ago, the friends we stayed with didn't have a kettle or know what a kettle was. They boiled water in a pan, like Victorian times.

absolute madness

some chain mail in my office inbox just informed me that HIppo's sweat is red/orange and is a natural sun block and antibiotic.. a quick google search confrimed.

THe boys fae the Broch have put up a new episode, check it oot

im gonna play my next gigs sober

TICKETMASTER. Shower of cunts

any one else secretly love RuPauls Drag Race? 

yeah, nah.. me either  

Stoked for this one!

22 hours ago, Jaaakkkeee said:

What's the protocol for a bad haircut? I've always awkwardly said it's fine then walked out with a hat on. I don't go to hairdressers/barbers anymore. My sister is a hairdresser so she just does it in the house. But can you walk out and not pay if they've fucked it up? Could you do the same with a manicure, or make-up artist, or even tattooist? I mean if youre food is shite you can refuse to pay (although I've never done that. and in fact a friend took me out for lunch. there was something wrong with both our dishes and they still went and paid. I said they shouldn't have, but if it was me paying, i wouldn't have had the gaul to refuse payment)

i think most of us would be in the same boat as you man, ive had hunners of hack jobs and never once told them they done fucked up...

1 hour ago, Lemonade said:

I always go to the same barber. Local, €12, in an out in half an hour. Minimal shitchat. Last year I decided to go to a trendy barber that opened nearby for a change of scenery. You get a free beer and they have PlayStations. There was someone in the chair when I arrived so I waited a while. I noted the guy was unusually chatty and it was taking a while, but nothing could have prepared me for what was coming. As soon as I sat in the chair he started with an absolute blizzard of bullshit. Like Jay Cartwright levels of bullshit. Here's a few of the tales he spun me. 

He was the brother of a famous Irish international footballer. He (the hairdresser, not his brother) used to play for Arsenal. He'd played alongside Vieira, Henry, Pires etc. He'd made 1 or 2 appearances in the first team, was loaned out to Aston Villa, but fell out with the manager there and never played a game. Had his career ended after a training ground tackle by an Arsenal teammate who had a grudge against him (I can't remember who but it was someone famous). Moved back to Ireland, starting playing for League of Ireland teams, was the all time highest scoring player in LOI history (he had only recently retired, he was a young guy, maybe about 30). Got 1 Ireland cap while playing in LOI, missed a free kick by inches. Had since become a qualified barber, owned this place (he didn't), had won Irish barber of the year so many times they wouldn't let him enter the competition any more. (I Googled all of this when I got home and it was all bullshit, every word). Claimed to be a very very rich man who owned a string of businesses but was wearing a tracksuit. I'm not saying he was definitely off his face on drugs, but he was slurring his words, his eyes were half closed and at one point he tripped over my foot and ended up sitting on my lap. Gave me comfortably the worst haircut I've ever had and spent so long talking (he couldn't cut hair and talk shit at the same time apparently) that the whole thing took an hour and half.  Took  25 quid off me for the privilege. I went back to my usual place after that. 

that sounds awesome! haha wheres this? i wanna go just for story time

8 minutes ago, Lemonade said:

There's one on every street corner in Dublin at the moment. Every street is just a row of vape shops with barbers / tattooists on the corners. There's one that has a barber, a tattooist, a coffee shop  and a games arcade in it. I think they may even serve beer. 

Trendy barbers are my pet hate at the moment. 

https://lovin.ie/entertainment/celebs/the-top-10-barbers-in-dublin

fuck thats grim! haha George street is really bad for barbers and tattoo shops these days but ive not seen a combo yet! no doubt that ll be spewdogs next endeavour 

On 2017-6-3 at 9:17 AM, Scubby said:

Anyone watching American Gods? It's a bit different - Gillian Anderson is in it and she's brilliant. To be fair, all the actors and characters are great. 

I watched the first 2 episodes last night... its awesome but what the fuck is going on?!?!

On 2017-6-5 at 9:07 PM, Lemonade said:

You know what needs to fuck off? Places that are both barber shops and tattoo shops. Trendy cunts. Especially if they're also a coffee bar too. I'm never getting a tattoo in a barbershop, ever, so you go and you die. 

do they actually exist?? how the fuck did they get around the health and safety folk? 'aye its fine, beard trimmings and topknot grease are GOOD for healing  lighthouse tattoos'

Leaving the  EU makes absolutely no fucking sense. Its genuinely worrying how ignorant/deluded/retarded half the population of this country is

they're building a Co op in oldmeldrum, yaldy

Ive been blasting this on my drive to work every day this week. so good

fuck that, splash the cash on everything but that office full o bastards! 

Hey, Great thread! need more local band contacts

Dirty Trick is a 5 piece hard rock/metal band with stoner influences

contact us through Facebook-   https://www.facebook.com/DirtyTrickBand/      or fire me a PM on here 

Cheers!

1 hour ago, Teabags said:

Does this pal have a huge face by any chance?

Nailed it

18 hours ago, Jaaakkkeee said:

I used to be late to one of my jobs quite often. buses. I could have got an earlier bus. but I would have been there 45 mins early with no overtime. Sack that. What's worse is they would enact a "15 for every 5" rule. meaning if I was only 5 mins late due to the buses, I'd have to stay 15 mins at night. So, either turn up 45 mins early and not get paid for it, or stay 15 mins late and not get paid for it. It was quite obvious what the choice would be.

If youre early, you're on time. If you're on time you're late, if you're late, dont bother coming.

yo, does anyone have any up to date contacts for gigs in edinburgh, Glasgow & Dundee?

Cheers

25 minutes ago, ca_gere said:

My wife's reasoning for why she's always late: 'at least I know the other person will be there when I arrive'

boils my piss

thats grounds for a divorce right there!

My pal has the same logic but goes one further and waits till the arranged meeting time to leave his feckin hoose.. PRICK

people who are incapable of being on time. so many people i know are so habituqally late that ive started telling them our plans are 30 mins earlier than they actually are.. and theyre STILL late! ABSOLUTE CUNTS

On 4/23/2017 at 0:21 PM, Jaaakkkeee said:

probably a Lights or Chvrches song or something. She's been hanging around with them lot lately.

absolute bastard

That Paramore chorus is totally reminding me of another song but i cannae fiogure out what it is.. its bugging the life out of me