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@_Lee_ZX_ we were never fit to lick the boots of Yorkshire's finest walking group

#universitychallenge 18 right tonight, although managed 20 last time. It's easier to answer in the early rounds when teams aren't so quick.

Some idiotic comments on Twitter about Brendan Foster. He's talking about Track and Field golds and he's right.

@_Lee_ZX_ Was the CEO in the gripe water and rusks queue?

@hongkai14 Of all the ridiculous prices (including those that have actually been paid) you choose Kone? What about £50m for John Stones?

RT @nemoloris: A somewhat peculiar poem from Derek Mahon's first book which he has never reprinted. #twitterpoetryclub https://t.co/WS5QXEL…

RT @ShonaCook5: Great that my school is so modern, Kay thinks as she wrangles revision notes, but this emoji oral exam is going to be a kil…

So that's Flanagan and Allen out of #lfc - it'll be Arthur Askey next.

Ooh, check out my poem 'Soul Music' in issue 3 of @picaroonpoetry - https://t.co/wvXQA99nnK

@MCMProds you think he'll get England out of the group stage? A tough task.

@bbcmotd #goal8 please

RT @onradio4now: 14:15 Drama: Kieran Hodgson's one-man comedy show is a story of growing up, betrayal and cycling. https://t.co/RKT44jSzpg

RT @AnnaHMeredith: Totally gobsmacked by @SAYaward gobsmackagé last night. 100% didn't expect it. Massive thankUZ 4all the lovely msgs http…

RT @ProfChrisMJones: Worth remembering that #brexit is happening because a center-right party threw a bone to its lunatic fringe to save a…

@brianftang @AndreaMann I had a hole in my tent at Latitude once, letting in water, letting in water etc.

@Mowack true enough, which makes it all the more weird. #TheLondonSuede #CharlatansUK

@alexnewmn Wow, I can't wait until that either. When I see the pigs flying outside, I'll know it's coming.

@scottish_water many thanks!

@scottish_water hi, we're not getting any water at AB41 8UX but not sure if it's our system. Are there any known faults?

RT @Crowmotion: Happy record SHOP day