brettthain1

An I too boring to think pubs are far more enjoyable than nightclubs?

A good burger is just about as good as food gets. However some places try to go way over the top in making it fancy and completely get it wrong.

Chips in a bucket... On a plank of wood...

Oh, yeah I am a vegetarian. I should have probably mentioned that. Obviously you don't follow me on twitter, I tweet about it a lot

Definitely! Make her feel so bad! In my lengthy time of 6 days at a cafe in November, this sort of stuff was basic knowledge. One knife for meat, one for veg. It's the same in every subway, they don't change their gloves! I don't have anybody from here on other social media! I'll never join twitter! They can't take me!

The woman in the deli place I went to at lunchtime. I saw her use a knife to cut open a baguette, slice up a hot breaded chicken fillet (it's a Polish thing), cut up the sandwich, then use the same knife to make my cheese sandwich. Er, fuck off you, use a clean knife please, not one that's covered in chicken grease. I've had lunch there every day this week and wasn't paying much attention, maybe I won't any more.

I'm not being crazy right, that's not right?

Are you a vegetarian? If yeah, then it's not crazy.

When I specifically ask for no bacon, even the waiter looks at me like 'what's wrong with you!?', and thinks 'No, this cheese burger is not complete with the minging taste of swine with his beef' and insists on leaving it on.

Not as bad as when I worked at Apple and someone walks in wanting to learn more about their iPad. Perfect! That's what I was there for... Oh... A samsung galaxy tablet... FaceTime!?

Can't be hitting the toon without a matching purse!

I don't work at the Airport anymore, so I can't plant crack in your purse... Fuck!

Aloe Vera water is nice, but I can't help but think I'm drinking shampoo!

Sounds great! How much were you looking for the Vox amp? What speakers are inside? From the era I'm guessing possibly silver bells?

Soon to be sold.

Sick burn!

Jobs in general are grim right now! I had to take what was offered first when the last employer paid me off. Never have I felt so valueless when my C.V. doesn't hold up strong!

Bought a fuzz face mini after months of long research and trying to figure out a way to fit a regular sized fuzz face on my pedalboard. I can't wait to get my Hendrix on!

getting the train.

Got a plan!

Is the Hendrix fuzz the fuzz face model or the mxr phase 90 styled pedal?

...on an iPhone*!

If only real life had MODs... Oh wait...

Yes... You called?

People who use emojis constantly. What's the need?

perma-gap-year-cunt

Brilliant!

*spacebar*

"Password must be at least 8 character(s) long with 3 numeric(s) 1 capital letter(s) and 1 special character(s)."

That's too much.

Cannot be simular to username, can't be used previously.

Tried everything! I should try even harder! I was recommended consuming mass gainer powedee which is about 1200 calories per shake. That was half finished and almost killed me. It was like swallowing gigantic slugs that tasted like cookies and cream!

How do your organs even fit inside your pencil thin but super-tall body?

I don't know... It amazes me too!

A couple of years ago, my mum screamer when she seen my ribs sticking out of my chest and I decided to get myself checked out. I told the nurse I an concerned because I am underweight, loosing energy quickly and I don't think seeing my own heart beating is normal.

So, I got all my tests done, expecting something to solve my answer, days of waiting... Only to be told, 'I didn't know if you knew this, but you are marked as being very underweight'.

I am sort of aware of that one, Sherlock... That was an awkward couple of minutes of answers that are still unsolved.

Isn't it the same noise when you are trying to clear your throat?