Improved Thinker

I was born and raised in Aberdeen City but will be moving to Edinburgh for University in 2016. I will be 20 years old.

I have seen you people in real life and it has creeped me out, I must go erm...

Hahaha, it was a joke, son!

Son!! Your now my DAD!!!!!!!! This is progressing quickly. How do I know that your not my other account.

Haha, I'm kidding on. Just fancied being disproportionally horrible about a fairly innocuous post.

I do have a dick, it's been voted the 388th best in the county (as of 2012).

I thought you were Female, I will now think of you differently.

God, you're such a dick.

At least I have one.

If improved thinker was part of the pussay patrol, he'd have 'Mr. I Fuck Kids' on his back.

Woah, where the fuck has that come from? When did we fall out?

I have known about this for months, keep up.

It is not clever to be thick.

Yes but it is clever to act thick just look at Neil:

Rolling in it. #PussayPatrol

Yer mas

Yes, her pie tasted really good.

What's the best late night takeaway in town?

Bluebird?

Stagecoach

A punch-up definitely wouldn't sort it, because there'd still be a chance of one (or more) of you goobers returning to the forum.

Yes after you have been defeated. C'mon then.

I think a cull is in order.

A cull wouldn't sort it but a punch up would, let it all out.

Square go.

I hate you so fucking much.

 

xx

I was really pissed when I posted that, I don't really care about Jason Orange.

In reply to your post I hate you too, wanker .

Jason Orange has left Take That .

Some of these might already be on the jukebox but here are my requests:

Foo Fighters

Muse

Steps

Little Mix

You are a little bit.

Not just a little bit he is alot worse than me and moon moon combined and that is why he was complained about on the supporters forum. 

Do you believe in ghosts?

Half and Half. I would like to think they were real because the stories are quite cool but I am not sure. I have only read some of the thread the thread I am currently reading through is the "Aberdeen Celebrities!" thread of which I am currently on page 11 of 23.

No it was that one. You've been reading your archives.

I love the archives particularly around 2004. I found out about you working at the hotel on the ghost/paranormal thread. I like old stuff for example I am currently listening to Steps Greatest Hits on Itunes and I don't know why. I went to see them live once in 2012 at the AECC.

The Balamory people all stayed in the hotel I was working in when they were up doing that. The girl in the wheelchair was absolutely the nicest person I've ever met. She even gave me a Christmas card. Miss Hoolie was nice too. The only one I didn't like was Spencer, he was a prick.

Are you meaning the supposedly haunted Holiday Inn at the AECC or have you worked in another hotel?

I don't even know where to start putting punctuation in this.

It was to make it appear as organised as the shop.

Weird, I was just thinking about this place yesterday. I used to buy a lot of clothes from it in my student days, it was brilliant for finding what would now be considered "vintage" clothes, the guy who worked there was very hard work though. Whenever I'd go in he'd be on me as soon as I walked through the door, "what are you looking for?" and no matter what it was his stock response seemed to be "we don't have any but we'll be getting new stock next week" before ushering you towards the door. You actually had to be quite firm if you just wanted to browse. A proper old school approach to shop keeping.

Anyway the reason I was thinking about it is I went in last time I was back for the first time in over 10 years. It was the same guy working and he pounced on us as soon as we went in but this time he seemed desperate for us to look around and browse freely. Maybe he just doesn't like the look of younger people. Anyway we tried to look around but wow that place is overstocked. Floor to roof, piled up, every corner, every shelf towering and ready to topple, you can't get near any of the display racks because there's a huge pile of clothes in front of it, and then another huge pile in front of that. You can't even walk around most of the shop because there's a 6 foot wide pile of stuff all around it. It kind of felt like he's lost control of the place a little bit and let it get away from him. It was always well stocked but wow. It's chaos now.

I rarely get to go in due to me rarely needing outdoor stuff because as soon as you go in he asks why are you here and you don't really get the option to just browse but maybe that has changed since I was last in. The last time I went in was awkward because I browsed a little upstairs but didn't end up buying anything. The problem with the stocking situation is that they never get rid of old stock not even the XS and the XXS size. Going from the review comments on their official website it appears the older guy works there 7 days a week which I think he deserves an OBE for but still the younger guy upstairs is not always there as a customer was complaining at not being allowed to go up stairs alone which I thought was fair enough since you might shoplift. It would be an easy store to shoplift from as it appears they don't ever take a stock take I wonder if anyone ever looks at their books. I first went there 10 years ago with my now older sister and her friends when we went to see Balamory switch on the Christmas lights and because it started raining he gave one of my sisters friends because she did not have a jacket a free jacket. It was a male jacket but still. Going back to the website comments sadly the majority are about it being a death-trap and that they are not happy because they tripped on the stairs and the staff only said to be careful. It seems to be a Marmite place but I love it and to still be going at least 105 Years on means they must be doing something right.

Found out today that is it at least 105 years old was not expecting that. I love this shop because it has alot of character but does anyone know what the deals is with this place. Does it only have 2 employee's, are they there every day, are they related, is the older downstairs guy still alive, how does it make a profit, can any of you address this mysterious shop once and for all?

I cannot play video games because I suffer from motion sickness. I did not have this when I was younger, apparently I could develop epilepsy in the future.

The circumstances of you losing your jacket, in Triple Kirks,  were you put it down in a corner on a pile of other jackets and then it was gone.... I think it's safe to say it will be gone for quite some time.

Well the things is I didn't notice that Exodus had a cloakroom infact I didn't even realise they had a counter to pay at until my 3rd time going. I kept getting free entry cards but no-one was asking for them. I now have a replacement jacket.

To be honest I can't help but see the bright side of things for example I had emptied my pockets prior to putting it down which I wasent going to so I believe that maybe this was a lesson about not putting things down. It's good to learn these things early on.