DiscoCitizen

Fucking shite....complete fucking shite!!!!!!!

Well, against my better judgement, I did. Bloody hell, she didn't half wallop her, can't believe that was filmed. Also, what's with what those girls were wearing?! Particularly that pole dancer that was advertising the fact that people could pay 10 for a shotty. Wasn't she a bit portly to be parading around outside in her underwear? And Kimberly's dance competition, that was more eventful than Little Miss Sunshine. Some thoroughly graceful shapes being cut there.

Anyway. I felt so disgusted with myself after watching it that I watched several episodes of Springwatch directly afterwards.

Wot a belter, I bloody felt it!! If that bird was a pole dancer she'd have to PAY ME for a shotty, the fat hoor, Jesus Christ. I was half expecting Jeremy Kyle to turn up given that most of the pond life in that show wouldn't look out of place on his!!!

Oh, was that a dance competition?? I thought it was an Epileptic and Parkinsons Disease get together.

I need a shower.................

'tis a cracker of a game.

Something I learned today was.....Don't pump a bird from work, sneak out of her flat in the wee small hours, ignore her texts all day yesterday, then come in this morning and pretend nothing happened. The bruising round my eye should go down in time though...

The warehouse shootout in John Woo's Hard Boiled, also the hospital shootout in the same film.

The end shootout in A Better Tomorrow Pt 2, the end battle in Extreme Prejudice. All good rip-roaring, vicious bastards of shootouts!!

Plenty of scenes from The Last Starfighter in this review...

I loved that movie, saw it twice in the cinema and have never come across it again on video or on dvd.

Sean Connery - best: Goldfinger - worst: Diamonds Are Forever

George Lazenby - On Her Maj Secret Service - Good movie (Would have been even better if Connery did it)

Roger Moore - best: The Spy Who Loved Me - worst: Octopussy (A View To A Kill - joint equal)

Timothy Dalton - Loved both his movies,

Pierce Brosnan - best: Goldeneye - worst: Die Another Day

Daniel Craig - Can't comment as haven't watched his entries.

Stop bumping threads from 5 years ago!!!

It's a good thread.

False - I do have some discharge from my ..never mind

TPBM.....Hangs about in the bushes by the Nurses Home

Does nobody go outside anymore????

Could I just say that if you get a job at HMV, could you actually not have a blank look on yer bastard fizzer when asked about a band or artist that predates 2008, I thought that to get a job there you had to have a decent knowledge of music and not just be aware of what pre-pubescent girls listen to!!!!!

Anyway HMV's shite nowadays..overpriced,shit selection of goods and a staff that wouldn't look out of place in a George Romero zombie film !!!!!

Without a doubt the gang fight in Just a Boy's Game in the Greenock shipyards. I've never seen such a clumsy, relaistic and frightening fight and to think this was made for the BBC in 1979 its amazing such a scene so full of slashings, killings and beatings was allowed through! Still think Just A Boy's Game is the finest Scottish film ever made. Where's the DVD release so that everyone else can see what I'm talking about!

The DVD is available, Play.com's selling it for a fiver.

And I agree, it's fucking brilliant!!

WTF was that all about. I'm now severly traumatised and seeking counselling....I thought it was my ex wife!!!!

Downfall ?

That's the one...cheers bud.

deffo this...

I watched a great film the other night though the title escapes me for the moment. It was in German and was about Hitler's final hours as seen throught the eyes of his final assistant. It pulled no punches and ended up a quite emotional journey. But i'll be fekked if I can remember it's title!!!!

I witnessed a pack of wild animals attack and rip apart a smaller defenceless creature. I was in the Broadsword at the time!!!

Jackie Chan. The shopping mall sequence in Police Story. Genius.

AOTC now up.

This is fucking hilarious, I hope he does them all!

I was meaning more accusing me of being a fanboy. I know 8 people who have launch-era PS3s and only 1 who's BD drive failed.

I've got a launch-era PS3 and it's still going strong...in fact, i'll be playing Red Dead Redemption on it tonite!!!

Two things that spoil, for me, the prequel trilogy.....Hayden Christsakes and Natalie Portman!!!!! The CGI characters have more personality than the two of them, and the chemistry between them is virtually non existent, and I lay the blame straight at George Lucas and his forelock tugging yesmen.

If one of them had the balls to stand up and say ''hang on, this doesn't make sense'', the films might have been better.

I mean, Vader's seduction to the darkside took about 3 and half minutes!!!! One minute he was dropping Palpatine in it to Windu, then the next minute he was pledging himself as Palpatine's apprentice!!!!!!!!! It should have played out over the course of Eps II and III.

One of moviedom's greatest villians reduced to a petulant sulky teenager....my arse!!!

I liked Ep II and Ep III. Episode I was ruined by Jar Jar Binks and a shit story. Though Qui-Gon Jinn was fucking hard as fuck. One of my favourite Jedi

Qui-Gon was the bollocks.....the 3 way lightsaber fight at the end of Ep I made up for the rest of the sorry mess. Shame Qui-Gon and Darth Maul were both killed off in the one movie.

Then ruined by the worst "Noooo!" ever.

...and that's when I walked out of the cinema!!!

Kinda agree about the poppin out babies thing, as for wiping c-3po's memory i don't think it was rushed at all, just popping things together. In a good way almost, in the way that everything has happened, and this is the end until everything you have already seen happens. it just sorta sum things ups. I don't know how else they could have done it.

They had the insensitivety to delete the scene where Yoda lands on Dagobah to start his exile.....it was a short scene, but the look on the little green guy's face gets me every time, poor little sod!!! The prequels were all crap except for certain sections of Ep III, the best bit was the mask going on Vader...total silence...then the iconic breathing starts!!!! I nearly pissed myself!!!!!