DanClews

I thought the flight hadn't reached the platform yet. I had a read of the air accident report, I thought it implied that they had left aberdeen and were only 34 miles from shore heading to the vessel.

The BBC has a link to the Air Accident Investigation report (http://www.aaib.gov.uk/publications/special_bulletins/s2_2012_ec225_lp_super_puma__g_redw.cfm'>Here) which is saying there was a 360 degree crack on the vertical shaft causing the lube oil pumps to pack in. Interesting to note, that before this incident they had noticed increased vibration levels during the previous flying hours.

Probably goes to PureGym and stands on the vibrating plate, allowing the ripples to mesmerise all the people nearby.

We had a proper bunch of laaaaadz staying above us. They would be wrestling and all sorts crashing about. They were there for 2 and a half years. Crashing about. Then they had a massive party, and one of them and his mate sat on the steps just outside our landing at about 3 in the morning smoking weed and one was going on about how he cheated on his girlfriend that evening. Now, I don't do very well when I am woken up in the middle of the night. Let alone when its a bunch of laaaaaaaadz who have irritated me for 2 years. I opened the door, and told them to fuck off and not to smoke outside our flat.

Hindsight I should have been more scathing, but I just wanted to go to sleep. We later found out that was their leaving party. Now 3 2nd year girls are in, and they are as quiet as mice. Its ace-ic. Not even the tappy-tap-tap of high heels.

I played bass in a band practice last night.

Playing off chord progression, but I managed to keep up. I even threw a few cheeky fifths in.

See, thats the position I'm in. Maybe I flog my iPhone 4 and get an iPod and a Blackberry. But then its almost like I'm a two-phone Charlie, as I would need to take my ipod to the bog to play games.

I don't read the sun for the quality journalism. I read it to make myself feel better.

Just like when I would read the News of the World. I don't care that they did backhand payments, just give me gossip on what Celebrity Z said on their answerphone.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4294838/Mum-charged-with-endangering-child-after-letting-daughter-use-tanning-booth.html

What the crap, thats not a skin colour.

A lot of websites use flash for videos, to be honest the number of times it becomes an issue is tiny, they have youtube apps and stuff so you dont really need to overly worry.

Means he can't play Facebook Farmville on his phone.

Seeing other people's decor in their house.

http://www.aspc.co.uk/cgi-bin/public/SINGLE?ID=292776

The lounge is hideous - but it gets better when you get to the creepy guest bedroom with the dolls. And then the voyeurs chair placed facing the bed in the master bedroom.

On great Northern Road, not long before the haudigain, there's a patch of grass and a path. The grass is bunny paradise. Seriously, you think "oh look a bunny" then you look to the left and there's millions. I'm gonna go down and play one day.

Take your cat, thing would have a field day.

There are bunnies outside my office window, and there are baby bunnies with oversized ears. It melts my heart of ice.

Right cat people i need help, my cat has been a complete dick head for the past two weeks, she is getting up really early and howling to get out which she has never done before, but you let her out and she comes right back in and howls just walking through the flat, she has pee'd at the front door a few times although she is still using her box and im cleaning it more regularly than i was before. She is rubbing herself against everything and scratching things she knows she is not allowed too and just generally being a complete dick head. She is eating and drinking fine so it doesnt seem to be illness, she is using her box most of the time so i cant see her having a urine infection otherwise she would be avoiding the box altogether, she is getting as much attention as always, nothing has changed round the flat or outside the flat so im kinda stumped as to what could be the problem. She is kinda showing signs of being in heat, but she was fixed a few years ago and this has only happened in the past few weeks. She is driving me and the flat mate up the wall right now and the help from the vet was next to useless with any advice.

shoot her with a waterpistol

Did Tom's used to be in the brick building over Hutcheon Street?

Who the fuck has carpet in their bathroom?!

xx

Its a remnant, we have 100 year old original varnished oak floors. There is a bit of carpet, so you don't skid on the floor.

One of our two has taken to taking dumps on the bathroom floor (next to the cat litter tray).

Really irritating, because its runny and gets matted in the carpet.

Asscat.

I'm frustrated by Recruitment companies and their use of LinkedIn. Its such a half-assed way of doing their job.

Also, lets email FirstName.LastName@Companyname.com , including all information from LinkedIn and see how that goes. I don't want recruitment emails going to my work address. Numpties.

I bought Theme Hospital for £3 in game. I got chuckled at by the cashier. I think he had a point. Nowhere near as good as I remember.

Get out, its a great game.

Friday : Friends for Dinner

Saturday : Gym, walk with the missus, then shopping for blinds. Evening - Work's Dinner Dance

Sunday : Relax, and try not to think about work

New gaming PC. Awwwwwwwwwwww yeah.

Bet the first thing you do is play a 5 year old game that doesn't stress it. I always go back to Transport Tycoon, a game thats 18 years old (typing that made me realise how old I am - 18 years old for a bloody game).

Sucked him off.

xx

Steady on, I was five.

I don't know what he deserved, probably pay a pound (or at that time 20p) and throw a gunk-pie.

You still fit in clothes you had when you were five?

I was being facetious (no jake - thats not about poo)

What a tshirt!

I still have it, makes me look like a hipster when I wear it.

DanClews

20 years ago

in the Evening Express

Prime stalk as he was 5 so clearly doesn't have a fucking clue who I am.

Put the picture up you goon, I want to see me!

/edit - SHA-TIIIIIIING

Can someone take a picture of the Evening Express's 20-years ago section

Apparantly a 5 year old me is in it - but being at work I can't get a copy of the paper, and I don't have my card so I can't buy a digital edition of the paper.

/edit, on second thoughts - I'm 28. So it can't be 20 years ago - can someone take a picture of the Westhill Gala event. As I'm in it.

I feel that this might have got lost in the pet-hate trollfest.

Can I go into One-Up, and say I like bands X, Y and Z and they would recomend me someone to listen to?

On topic of Record Stores. Forgive my ignorance - but can I walk in and say, I like X, Y and Z who would you recommend I listen to?