DanClews

How about we make the train line from Aberdeen heading North two rails? If a train breaks down between Dyce and Aberdeen it stops all trains. So no, currently train travel isn't wonderful. It's as bottlenecked as all our transport routes.

I've played my fair share of Sim City, and I know that to encourage development you have to bulldoze a few houses to get better roads in.

I know but people on here may have kids that age yous werent really the target market

What about the kids hanging around shopping centres, surely they're your target market?

I did not get the job at McDonalds Garthdee because apparently I live too far away (Seaton) and the McDonald's in Bucksburn rejected me without even giving me an interview.

 

I did not get to do the On Job Evaluation at the interview because lots of staff were off sick so I was at a disadvantage because every other applicant got to do the On Job Evaluation. It was decided before I got to the interview that I would not be accepted.

 

I got rejected by McDonald's and they hire people who have been in prison.

Starbucks at the junction of Holburn are looking for staff.

Ironically, it used to be a McDonalds, so you might get to work in an old McDonalds building.

Since when is testosterone an over the counter substance?

He's a 'roided up mofo

Newspaper delivery boy?

Surely they can't ask you to be over 18, do that till you turn 18, then apply for grown-up jobs.

Debit Card arrives in 5 days.

 

TSB - ACE IC

 

Online shopping here I come

You want a credit card for that. I wouldn't use a debit card for online shopping. If someone gets your details they can go straight into your current account. At least with a credit card, you've got a buffer.

My current case is failing on me. The straps don't hold their length anymore.

Can anyone recommend me a good padded double strapped case?

Every time I've brought a guitar to work for 7 years, AGFW has made the same joke. "Oh look, Teabags has come to play us a song."

Fuck off.

I get that as well, but people ask if its a Guitar. When I tell them it's a Bass, they still ask for a tune.

I can't really do a tune, but I can give you a locked in groove. All I need is a drum beat

Church goers, which church do you go to? Does anyone have an experience with the Kings Community Church?

I go to that Church, and play in the band (but I'm not playing this Sunday)

If you fancy coming along, we've two services in the morning 9:30 and 11:30, and one in the evening at 6PM. If you do decide to head along - send me a message and I'll try and head to the same service as you, to say hello. And ultimately prove all Christians aren't mentalists. 

/edit - forgot to mention what the church was like. It's quite an easy going church, really accepting. Full band (drums, electrics, accoustic, singers, keyboard), as mentioned - we're pentecostal which believe in the day of Pentecost. Which is that when Jesus' left, he left behind his spirit - and the works of the spirit that go along with it. Some people don't like the wacky pentecostals. 

Oh come on, I was driving past so surely that counts for something!

Considering I've only seen the chap twice at I've hockey.

Spotted,

Tbags outside the moorings last night about 7:30, with luminous green tunnels in.

Ace-ic: The new Supra. 650bhp at only 1.3 bar is awesome!

 

Pet Hate: This weather impacting the utilisation of the above. Trackday semi-slick tyres don't like rain too much.

I'm sorry, have I missed something? A new supra? Hello!

/edit, aww I saw that you're meaning your new Supra

I thought there was a new Supra out.

It's from her dead ma. I presume she got it before she died. I bet my ex still hasn't bought super glue. And they move in at the end of next week. Lol. 

 

But aye, so fucking angry. But then again I'm glad I don't have to risk getting caught with a big dog in a no pets flat. I think I'll get a hamster to ease the pain.

Wait, what happened to Scooby or Snoopy or whatever you called your cat?

Nahh, XYZ. I do work. But a lot of it is watching and learning and copying at the moment. And courses. Free lunches. Shit's so cash.

Might be worth removing who you work from. Or maybe I'm just old fashioned and don't like mentioning my employer on any Forum / Social Media.

Friday - Prague for a Stag Do

Saturday - Das Beerfest

Sunday - Horse Track

Monday - Culture & return home.

Ladzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, etc.

Still World of Warcraft.

I know, how I got married and had a baby is beyond me.

Nobody has answered mine yet.

What's happened to the burrito man?

Hiring for porn, what a great fucking job that would be. "show us yer tits love or nae filming for you"

 

I have learned (the hard way) to be careful about what you put online, you never know who is reading (evening express im looking at you, bunch of fucking cunts) 

I'm just amazed at how naive people are about Facebook & Twitter. Going on about how much they hate their job, yet they have their boss as a friend on Facebook.

I heard some grim stories about that place after BK moved out, apparently there were other health issues other than just the asbestos. 

That's where I found my first copy of the Daily Sport in the gents toilets when I was a lad.

Union Street didn't half have some gash shops.

It kinda is when their brother next door (Frankie & Benny's) has already established their self as the place to go for breakfast. Giraffe do breakfast but will never compete.

Giraffe do incredible breakfasts.

This thread is full of lies.

Platform wankers.

FPSO wanker, I'll have you know.

Rig mechanic in the North Sea. 2 weeks on/3 weeks off. 6am-6pm when away. It's mental.

Whats mental? the 7AM tea while the permits are being written? The 10AM tea with the bacon rolls? The 12PM-1PM tea while watching cash in the attic? The 3PM tea with the cakes? The 5PM dinner?

I agree, that's a mental amount of tea to drink. (I'm being facetious)

We used to go for a walk up Union Street and along Queens Road to the Anderson Drive roundabout, then come back through Rubislaw Den and all the expensive houses.

If a pair of 22 year olds did that, I'm sure the local residents would call the police.