SooperKeef

it seems you get cordless kettles but not toasters. That needs to be rectified.

Detzer sets himself on fire.....by the crotch.....

Thread this be a thread......

That didn't really work, you should have lied. Your headmaster was called Head?!

no he "gave" head ...

You're totally fucked.

Boned* (adds comedick affect)

What the hell is going on? I can't keep up with the ShutterSpeed soap opera. How many members have left the band and how many side projects are there? Also, where can i hear these other bands?

Is ShutterSpeed over? Will the album still come out if so?

i dunno depends what theyre reaction is to me being in 2 bands

I thought you were using some new inturnetz slang that I didn't know so I googled the shit out of it. That was the result and I are confused now.

...you dont get out enough...its RL slang.....

eh..........

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Will you be kicked out of Shutterspeed for this like poor, handsome, he-was-always-my-favourite Stefan?

uinno...

Was the offer based on your endeavours in Shutterspeed? Christ. Are you sure you didn't just make this band up?

not particularly, theyve seen my previous stuff, But knows i was drumming so we are jammin' soon

I was thinking 'Itchy Ring-ics' would work.

I'm still voting for ShutterSpeed though!

We should form a cover band that doesn't do any covers....that'd be fun.

(and I don't mean a pastiche band like The Rutles, or Dukes of Stratosfear).

How about 'Nearvana'?

Dibs On being guitarist in nearvana

Nobels CHD chorus pedal - Could you meet me on monday somewhere?

You could not be any further from right with that statement, look up baritones and seven strings.

Really....

Hey, Stefan, uh... who's the frontman in Broken Rain?

its probably gunna be stefan...

My sentiments exactly.

say what????

That is a bigoted comment!

Who do you think broke the rain in the first place?!

Bruce Lee?

em....Alec Upper Mastrick way-Marshall.....not very catchy

Dude, that's like dividing by zero... can't be done.

what if you divide by chuck norris?

Yeah okay. We're all about Broken Rain right now.

no its not broken rain :/ its an awesome'r band......

in other news i got offered a and place in another band...as guitarist.....and vocalist......yay

as SOOON as they come out

well if you do that they wont be processed and well....that would be stupid due to them not being watchable because the data would be scrambled....

:L with drop B you may as well play a bass tuned up the way...btw im using drop D now .....

Yes you shall be happy to hear our instruments are TUNED and will STAY in tune and have been PRACTISING all week leading up to saturday

lol Drop F aint a tunin'

Totally, I don't dig the '$pd anymore, snide remarks and hissy fits just aren't grunge. You're all being rubbish.

(Stefan doesn't seem to be too upset about it though, he doesn't care about being popular and admired, 'cause clearly he's the most grunge*.)

*How to Be Grunge - wikiHow

Stefans going on to do deth metal....not grungy at all....

are you still in need?