Faux Mantini

thanks!

i'm not sure, there's the funny picture and my shameless self promotion thread. aekido did one of those too. feel free to start one!

Your photographs are very good but the web design isn't up to much. I hope you didn't pay someone to design it for you.

Some of the sob stories they come away with are amazing:

"I need to get to Portlethen because my sisters fallen over"

"I need a fiver to get to the hospital"

"I can't find my wallet..."

The best one I ever heard was from one of the older ones:

"Excuse me Sir...I'm going to get straight to the point...I wouldn't mind a bottle of white lightning, can you spare money so I can buy it"

?(

The ones I hate are the ones that walk up to you and stop you when you're walking by yourself and start giving you a sob story. They always stand a bit too close and make you feel a little intimidated.

Yes. Especially when you say "no sorry" after the sob story only to get a "FUCK SAKE MIN" response.

o_O

A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if we were the last person alive."

Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?"

Wiped the smug look off her face.

My favourite sexual position is the JFK.

I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

And the winner of the MTV music awards best video 2010 goes to...

The Ku Klux Klan

Have a go now, Kanye.

What do Harold Shipman and gary glitter have in common?

They both enjoyed euthanasia.

Fat women in leggings.

Junkie parents.

Junkie parents on a First bus

People on buses who moan to each other about things they read in the Evening Express

The Evening Express

Scott Begbie

Tommy Deans photo outside The Kings Highway pub

Gangs of traffic wardens

The old woman in Morrisons who ID's EVERYONE

Fat seagulls

People who get haircuts in the indoor market

Mollys Bistro on Market Street is one the better restaurants I've been to recently. Been there about 5 times in the past 2 months and every time has been great. The food (especially the sirloin steak) is cooked to perfection, the prices are a little bit above the likes of illicit still and ma camerons but quality of food more than makes up for it. Staff are always friendly and you pretty much always get a table without waiting. The choice of music can sometimes be a little bit...strange, considering the layout/design of the place, but if you like cock rock you'll be alright

Buyers who don't leave feedback on Ebay resulting in PayPal holding your money for 21 days. Fuckers, all.

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What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?

Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.

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