jamesbroonbreed

Tiga!!!!

I opened this thread having not read it, for the sole purpose of making that joke.

Snoozin n loozin is all yer ever doozin.

What's the most difficult thing about rollerblading?

Telling your parents that you're gay.

Has anyone mentioned yet that her cancer was avoidable? After getting a smear test, she was told she had pre cancerous cells on her fud but decided to ignore them and not get treatment coz she's a dumb racist bint.

So far this is the best decade for music as you can listen to all the previous decades too.

Music consumers from the 50's had never even heard of Whitesnake. Dipshits.

All I've heard about this from folk I know so far is that there's a blue guy with his dick out a lot.

Yeah that works too... did I say it wouldn't? Atleast you'd probably not be playing to an empty room.

Can I have a jellied eel please.

I once shit myself in O'neills after getting the bus through from my home town of Fraserburgh.

try gettin dialled oot yer chops before you go. I had a magic time a while back. It is complete shit though and pretty much always has been.

Stevie Wonder dreams about Chuck Norris

Well, according to their site anyway. I was there about 10 minutes ago and all I could see was a banner hung from the roof that said "Nae Trump games with climate change".

Their site also links to this Flikr page

She can protest me. Protest me all night long!

She's protest the amount of cheese on my knob and then I'd bone her ass so hard she'd actually die which would be a good thing coz hippies are whack.

as for the hen hoose, some of my best times in aberdeen have been in there (and in a cardboard box too)

Holy shit I remember that cardboard box.

Good karaoke inna. "Smoke crack!"

200 bucks!

Traffic lights that cause jams from the airport to rosehill.

Work at night ye fuckin cunts.

I know a guy in Fraserburgh who was riding on an off road motorbike when he was little, he fell off the back and landed on the back tyre, and completely shredded his nutsack. Allegedly he now has no nuts. Or one nut, depending on who you talk to. Either way - ouch.

There's at least 3 people in the Broch rumoured to have only one or no nuts.

Mini rigger is my favourite though and I'm sure it is true.

Agreed. I used to go to a body building gym in the Broch (cos it was the only gym in the Broch - no treadmills or bikes or anything, just weights) and I was built like a twig back then. I found everybody there was always ready to offer encouragement and advice. I never got the piss taken out of me once as I was struggling with to bench press the smallest weights in the gym.

Big Arthurs is the best gym around. it only costs a pound to get in and you get to hang out with that mad bastard wi the funcy piece van!

Fruit that does not peel the way you want it to.

Slack joy

That's what I called my ex's fud.

This is Dave, pleasurer of all things elephant sized...and black....

Old police vans?

is expert the same as advanced? if so my quickest time is 198 seconds.

Well I made over 500 G's last year.

Just did it on 489 jamesbroonbread. Reckon I'd have had your ass with a proper mouse.

Had to guess 2 times in the final quarter of the screen, it was tense stuff.

I'm using a ball mouse without a mouse mat. Eat my goal.

P.S. Richard Gere had his own ass with a proper gerbil.

You can't claim stuff as yours by sleeping under it.

Does that include hookers?

303 seconds on expert mode. yass.

Anyone else think it's totally ace?