clayman
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You need a small burlap sack. It will be itchy as fuck.
You could put some lining in it.
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On the off-chance, looking for a couple of Glasvegas tickets, prob impossible to get, but if you don't ask....pm me if you do
Are you planning on wiping your ass with them?
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I say fuck it - with your insatiable hunger for success and enthusiasm for hard work, not to mention likeable personality, you probably don't even need a CV. The world is your oyster. Just walk in to an office tomorrow, and shuffle the CEO off of his massive leather chair as if he were a naughty cat. You'll be in charge from now on.
Only in Aberdeen can a bunch of student faggots get worked up by a simple outburst. Man up!
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As long as you can give me the information I need. I will write a CV for you, I am pretty good at selling things (and myself in the past).
pm and we can negotiate a deal
Someone else if helping me with it. Thanks anyway!
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roughly 18x10inches dude
Bit too small for me. Sorry Tanglewood.
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14litre tank bud:up:
What sort of dimensions?
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I'm not sensing a lot of support for Clayman here.......
What kind of job are you after and what's your area of expertise?
As a guide, try and keep your CV to a maximum of two pages.
Sections should be...
Career Summary
A brief synopsis of what you've been doing work-wise
Key Competencies (the wanky 00's word for skills)
e.g....
Project Management
Software Development
Database Admin
...type of thing
Work Experience (in reverse chronological order)
A brief summary of each job you've had (or role with an employer), with dates.
Education
Higher Education
Further Education (Uni, College) - with dates
Training
List of training courses you've attended
Follow that above format and you'll be sorted.
One note of caution - for fuck's sake, if you do nothing else, GET YOUR SPELLING RIGHT!!
I review hundreds of CV's in an average year...and notin pises me of like aplicunts who cant spel proputly or missyooz There, Their and They're and yooz rottum grammur and punktyuation...
...I can absolutely assure you that ALL employers think the same way...we used to take applicants names off the CV's and desensitize them (for ethical reasons) and see who could come up with the worst.
Some of them were frighteningly bad.
Cheers Diesel!
Do you really get people spelling that bad?
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with accesories,boxed electric lights etc cheap to clear 10
pics on request
What size is it Tanglewood?
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I was going to offer to help, with my many years of working at a recruitment agency I know the secret to a good CV, however you sound like a twat so I'm not going to.
What makes you think im a twat?
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yeah okay.
i hate ainsley harriet you prick
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Yeah okay.
Sounds like youre not taking me seriously?
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I need someone to write me a cv, or atleast help me with one. I know scotcareers help you get one together, but the truth is im lazy and i dont have the ability to even write a good one. I need one that will make me look amazing and get me a good job.
I will be paying of course...
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I'm gonna put a sheet up in one-up then, one last check, naebody interested?
Do you have a picture of it?
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Bought this 2 weeks ago to record some home material, its a beast, but im short on cash now, should probably not have splurged this month!
anyway, for more info check here!!
Sound Blaster X-Fi Elite Pro - Definitive sound card for audio creation and gaming
Comes in original box with all packaging, everything you see there is included,
Remote, Interface, stand, AD link cable, XFI sound card and all cables required
payed 210 for it 2 weeks ago
need cash, so ill accept 160
email Rickicaz1279@hotmail.com
NO. You will accept 100
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no longer needed
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Does anyone have a Socket 478 Heatsink at all?
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why you selling whichever one you sell? if it works fully and depending on price, i may buy one.
Both work fine. But i would be selling it without any leads or accessories.
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Is there a difference in spec aside from the paintjob?
No difference in spec.
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I now have two 360's, and im looking to get rid of one on ebay. Just wondering which of the 2 would sell for more, The purple one, or the standard white one?
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You're a cock juggler
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simmer man i did send you a pm... prick
No you did'nt. Prick.
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SOLD Folks
Forgot to post a reply sorrys!
Aaron
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Prick.........
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Apparently I can get 70.00 cash trade in for the console alone
Apparently you didnt see my post.
Wanted: Humbucker surround/ring
in Trading Post
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Thats just so people know what im on about. The ones on ebay look shit.