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  1. I say fuck it - with your insatiable hunger for success and enthusiasm for hard work, not to mention likeable personality, you probably don't even need a CV. The world is your oyster. Just walk in to an office tomorrow, and shuffle the CEO off of his massive leather chair as if he were a naughty cat. You'll be in charge from now on.

    Only in Aberdeen can a bunch of student faggots get worked up by a simple outburst. Man up!

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  2. I'm not sensing a lot of support for Clayman here.......

    What kind of job are you after and what's your area of expertise?

    As a guide, try and keep your CV to a maximum of two pages.

    Sections should be...

    Career Summary

    A brief synopsis of what you've been doing work-wise

    Key Competencies (the wanky 00's word for skills)

    e.g....

    Project Management

    Software Development

    Database Admin

    ...type of thing

    Work Experience (in reverse chronological order)

    A brief summary of each job you've had (or role with an employer), with dates.

    Education

    Higher Education

    Further Education (Uni, College) - with dates

    Training

    List of training courses you've attended

    Follow that above format and you'll be sorted.

    One note of caution - for fuck's sake, if you do nothing else, GET YOUR SPELLING RIGHT!!

    I review hundreds of CV's in an average year...and notin pises me of like aplicunts who cant spel proputly or missyooz There, Their and They're and yooz rottum grammur and punktyuation...

    ...I can absolutely assure you that ALL employers think the same way...we used to take applicants names off the CV's and desensitize them (for ethical reasons) and see who could come up with the worst.

    Some of them were frighteningly bad.

    Cheers Diesel!

    Do you really get people spelling that bad?

  3. I need someone to write me a cv, or atleast help me with one. I know scotcareers help you get one together, but the truth is im lazy and i dont have the ability to even write a good one. I need one that will make me look amazing and get me a good job.

    I will be paying of course...

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  4. Bought this 2 weeks ago to record some home material, its a beast, but im short on cash now, should probably not have splurged this month!

    anyway, for more info check here!!

    Sound Blaster X-Fi Elite Pro - Definitive sound card for audio creation and gaming

    Comes in original box with all packaging, everything you see there is included,

    Remote, Interface, stand, AD link cable, XFI sound card and all cables required

    payed 210 for it 2 weeks ago

    need cash, so ill accept 160

    email Rickicaz1279@hotmail.com

    NO. You will accept 100

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