Murrr

Tottenham away on Sunday, as much as I would love to get one over on my least favourite team in the country I don't see it happening

Wow, you really are a lot thicker than I ever suspected.

"If yer a publican yer just a publican, eren't ye?"

What the fuck does that even mean?

computer game characters, which a strict 'no lara crofts' allowed. It's easy too, if you can't think of one, go in your normal clothes, put a green diamond over your head and go as a Sim

This. Me and a mate are going as Mario and Luigi the next time the opportunity presents itself; he's a short fat bloke, I'm a tall(ish) bloke, should go down a treat.

If you're not feeling too creative a letter of the alphabet is an easy one, although it does give people an excuse to be lazy; at a friend's birthday recently the theme was anything beginning with the letter H, my flatmate rocked up in a Hearts shirt and his normal clothes. Rubbish!

I use it every now and then to kill time at work, procrastinate in lectures, settle arguements with a quick Wikipedia check, etc. 5 a month for unlimited usage, nae bad.

Don't give a shit about the Dons result this evening because Newcastle finally won, fucking yaldy!

Absolutely.

To be honest I think we'll be alright. Despite the results we have been improving recently and I can see us getting a result on Saturday. Plus Bolton's run-in gives me a lot of hope! I was absolutely delighted to see Alan Smith getting a grand total of zero minutes on the pitch as well, good call Kev. Would've liked to have seen N'Zogbia getting the nod ahead of Barton (who seems to have forgotten how to play football).

Comparing the situation with Leeds is stupid to be honest; they were in administration, we're not, and wont be for the forseeable future. We've got an owner with almost limitless resources who has shown incredible commitment to the club by paying off a stupid amount of debt (I think it was 80 million). Of course all of our "best" players would leave and we'd be left with a squad consisting of Steve Harper, Stephen Carr, Peter Ramage and Shola Ameobi, but I just can't see us plummetting down the leagues like Leeds. That said, I'd expect us to spend at least 2-3 seasons in the Championship before coming back up again, that league's tough.

I'd consider it if I didn't have shin splints, I need a good reason to get fit.

At least we might win something...

1-1 isn't a complete nightmare, could've done with a win though . An absolute must win this weekend against Fulham, it's going to be a nervy couple of weeks!

I might be up for something if you'd care to list a couple more influences...

We have Birmingham City tonight in a relegation six pointer!

Fucking shitting myself tbh.

But before I do, I'll say this, The Mighty Boosh is a big pile of wank. Who cares if sugar puffs stole the idea, what's more important is that the Honey Monster is back!

Score one to Mr. Morrison.

It's whacky random garbage.

I was going to go for This Is Hell alone, but that adds a whole new dimension to an already awesome lineup. Can't wait.

This thread is amazing.

"Enter" is off the fucking chain, one of my favourite post-rock albums. I didn't know they had some new shit out, I'll get right on that.

Yup.

Found HoD pretty dull personally. Hoping Thomas Mann will be better.

Thought it was a peach myself, went on to read a book with a bunch of Conrad's short stories.

I'm about to start Capote's "In Cold Blood," going through the classics like.

Those pictures are fucking hilarious like.

No beard but I've got ridiculous sideburns. Also usually got a bit of stubble... there's nothing "designer" about it though, I just can't be arsed having a shave.

The Wombats are fucking diabolical, even Nickelspack are preferrable to their pish.

"Like, Joy Division's music is totally sad yea? But we're just so happy!"

Irritatingly deliberately-ironic wankers.

"Tomko! Gimme a beat..."

"No!"

Student, although I flog Megabus tickets in the shiney new bus station part-time.

Evile are supporting?! Fuck's sake! Would've went along for them alone if I'd known that but I've made other arrangements, grrrr!