Hoss

I went to Jumping Jacks and felt abused - it was horrendous - bad bad music and horridly attired clientele apparently loving it ' date='it was like being in Tenerife or Ibiza - fucking HELL , BLOODY ROASTING and shite music, I felt far more abused than being used by groupies as some sort of lollipop in their strange - let's see if I can suck your brain through the end of your cock shennanigans.

Anyway ....Sparkles - like Cynthia plastercaster may be slagged by all the straights, but once again I must applaud her outrageous behaviour, it's been a hoot.[/quote']

Youre applauding her 'outrageous behaviour'???? outrageous as in she didnt approach me cos i was talking to a 'little girl'?????? oooh how rock n roll!!! this threads been a hoot but SERIOUSLY??? can anyone believe this bullshit????

are you really stuart?

i could be,yes! but im also you apparently! you could be me too? if you are me, im off for a ham shank.......

I'm still certain that Sparkles/Hoss is one man living an online fantasy or summat.

No' date=' I'm Stuart, and so's my wife.[/quote']

...... crucifixion's a doddle.

Im flattered really!! if its all true of course! anyways i have a girlfriend but if i was single ID BE RIGHT IN THERE!! tell me a single guy who wouldn't?!

copyright me(i think)

Apologies for that last one... it just came to me! its not really a philosophy that i follow personally....

Treat her mean keep her keen... treat him rank make him wank...

What!!!!!!!!???

sparkles has made you all look like a bunch of limp pricks

Howd you figure that one out??!!

i didnt see or hear jack shit! .... or 'sparkles'

ah got the hang o it now

I thought itd be cool to make a personal 'appearance' on this thread! page 19 and it could all get interestin now.......(snigger)

i goddam cant work this forum shit!

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its me!!!!!

its moi! le bassist de la sawers! just back from gig in question! any questions??? anyone????