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Bowl O' Alpen

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  4. deal or no deal

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    i think he says "tell her she's got nice tits / etc"' date=' "they're getting fuck all from me", "you look like a right nob pretending to speak to someone Noel" etc etc[/quote']

    I think the banker says "Noel, I love that thing your wife does with her tongue" or "I found the files on your computer Noel, I have hit the motherload, you are now in my pocket. Let the blackmailing commence." or "Smile and I'll send a gazillion volts down this phone and blast your head and your stupid hair off the face of this planet"

  6. Bank charges

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    I've been with Bank of Scotland since I had a SuperSavers account at primary school (remember the wee squirrel?). Anyway I've only ever had a problem with them once and even then a little bit of light persuation ended up in the fee being waived. The good thing about HBOS is that they seem to have around 3million branches in Aberdeen, so on average you're never more than 27 steps away from one.

    Personally, I blame the banker from Deal Or No Deal cos he makes up the charges to pay out the prizes, or so I was told...

    p.s. surprised nobody has made the banker/wanker connection yet

  9. panic! at the disco - ACTUAL ASSHOLES

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    Plagiarism

    so' date=' me and 2 friends went to see panic! at the disco last night at carling academy, Glasgow and to be fair the gig was amazing. They were really good live. I thought men woman and children were good too, who were support.

    So like usual we decided to hang back after to try and meet them. so we waited for about 30mins after the gig ending, dodging security and waiting at merch, but eventually getting chucked out.

    So we went over by the tour bus with about 100 people, at around 10.40PM and bought posters. The support bands came out and were ace, and friendly, and even invited us for curry, and they were just chatting to everyone for ages. So we were stood waiting till [b']12PM for these guys, waiting for all there stuff to be loaded up etc, when we see 2 band members run to their bus.

    By this time there were only about 30 of us left waiting, and any signing would have take 20 mins, tops. So everyone is singing and we see the lead singer come out with dark glasses and a hoody up and goes "fuck this shit" angrily and runs off for food. He comes back, ignores everyone and they drive off... WTF.

    so we start driving back to our flat and the bus goes the other way and we stop and get chips, until we eventually end up at some red lights with the bus RIGHT beside us. So i open my window and start swearing and jeering at the bus, and then rip up my poster and throw it at the bus. i just hope one of them saw.

    i thought they might have been okay guys, but fame seems to have gone to their heads.

    FUCK OFF PANIC! :swearing:

    You didn't steal this story from the Eminem song "Stan" by any chance?

  13. Foam Party

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    I remember they used to have a foam party in Liquid every Monday night for 'Ibiza Reunion' or whatever they called it. When I say foam party it was more like a foam paddling pool. Filled with mingers trying to show how 'up for a laugh' they were in desperate attempts for attention. Really captured the feeling of Ibiza...

  14. Baby Cruise

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    I will also add to the hope that Tom Cruise will slither off somewhere and die. Extreme' date=' but it's the only way to be sure.[/quote']

    If he does die, I would like to see the pictures, just to make sure he's definitely not coming back

  17. Bebo...all it's cracked up to be?

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    After yet another hour of worthless trawling of profiles of people I have never/will never meet in my life I'm really starting to question whether Bebo is actually beneficial to my life.

    In a purely statistical form, I'm currently 85% non-beneficial...

    Bebo is a an over-hyped, life-sapping phenomenon which will soon die out.

    Discuss.

  22. Panic! at the Disco

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    Personally I think there aren't enough bands whose names feature punctuation (I can only really think of Sash! (and that wasn't technically a band)). The same applies to song names. What ever happened to song names that had brackets so that part of the name was optional?

    Don't be ignorant. Punctuate.

  23. radio 1 charts last sunday

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    I loved Westwood trying to get the person who won the competition to say "Radio One" without actually asking. "But who gave you exactly what you wanted, y'all*?". No response... "Why not shout the name of this radio station, y'all?" Again...no response.

    *The y'alls included in this post were not actually in the conversation but given Westwood's vocabulary I have read between the lines and added them.

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