-
Posts
49 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Events
Posts posted by mytur binisdurty
-
-
Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them
instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his
place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10 What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
....Maybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!
-
anyone else hate the sound of their singers whiney fookin voice?
i don't think i have ever hated anyone quite so much...
sorry, just had to get that off of my chest...
-
do any of you guys know what the last piece of music on the Down video was?
it was the very last (short) tune like 30 secs before the screen dropped playing during the Down II bit.
i really want to find out what that was from or whether it was just a little tune that the band had done... ?(
-
Spoken like a true pussy who stood at the back!! Well done!! Marked the occasion by standing at the bar. Quality.
lol that makes me laugh. i dont think i said i stood at the bar did i? you need to go to THE BAR (which is at the back) to get beer.
how would you have marked the gig like? jerking off all over Phil Anselmo?
-
has anyone ever actually won anything or is the whole concept a COMPLETE sham?
nope it ain't a scam. i won a pedal from total guitar by texting in to the compo. :-)
-
Does anyone know any good sites they can recommend that sell Mp4 players for a decent price.
Upon failing that can anyone recommend me any good kinds that I should look for?
Thanks
http://www.advancedmp3players.co.uk/shop/
have a look here. might be some help. place is in edinburgh
-
twas a pretty good gig.
shame the sound was pish though. also a fair few fuck ups from the band which i thought was the sound but apparently not.
got really pished though so it was all good fun!
the blonde barmaid in there was really fucking hot too. ;-)
-
OLD. posted this up last year
his name is tony royster jr
-
-
only a couple of days to go. hell yeah this gig is gonna be so good...
:headbang: :headbang:
-
GRRR just bought a DS for my kid now they bring out a new one' date=' ah well I know what I will be asking for my birthday[/quote']
what a psp?
the best handheld games machine about...?
the ds will never be better than the psp no matter how shiny it is!
-
is it any different to the normal ds or is it just...white?
funny how people will pay more for something in a different colour...
-
yeah the hot water thing is good.
the quickest way though is to just bang the side of the lid on your work surface. this will loosen it.. :-) trust me
i dont mean smash it either just a wee dunt...
-
All festival line-ups this year seem to be on a downer
agreed. reading looks crap-placebo have a higher billing than slayer? wtf
download looks crap to. heaps of fake screamo metal pish.
only a few days till Down thought yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. it is gonna be so good
-
dunno what the hell this thing is if it aint a UFO.
it moves like shit off a shovel... could be fake although at the same time it does look pretty good. have a look.
-
Haha i'vse seen that before' date=' it's sooo good.
Is there anyway i can get it on my ipod?[/quote']
it is on google video. type in funny voices or something. you can download it for ipod there. it doesnt have the end bit tho :-(
-
the presenter of a french tv programme keeps laughing at his guests funny voice during the interview.
wait till the end it is sooooo funny... its the best bit
its hard not to laugh along
-
He hit the ground quicker than a granny on an icy morn. Any more?
love from christy
yeah erm. he hit the deck quicker than rick waller hits the cake stand at the summer fete.
was he actually ko'd? dont look like it to me.
-
haha ha. well funny:up:
he hit the ground quicker than a chelsea player in the penalty box.
nice dive oscar.
-
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2683676985587295275&q=andrei+arlovski
a russian mma fighter. scored a knock out win over AA in his 1st fight for anyone that is a mma fan.
would nae like to mess with this guy!
McAllisters (aberdeens hardest ken) could take him tho ;-)
-
I read differantly.. I hear that ana-lucia is a full on bitch and constantly dissapears when she's due on set and is always in a bad mood with cast etc. So apparently they are getting shot of her.. Um..last night !
believes everything they read?
seriously though.i heard she got sacked for taking a dump in hurleys lunch box whilst getting a piggy back from a midget.
he was pissed.
-
google motherfucker - do you use it?
yeah i used it when i was looking for naked pics of you ma... o_O
only jokin....
-
cool. cheers peop le
-
anyone know?
and how much does it cost roughly?
dementia test
in General Discussion
Posted
why reply then? idiot
its only a bit off fucking fun.
and singing starfish- did you go a 'special' school if thats the sort of work you did?