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Haha. That'll be hardcore if it is.

Dearie me. This piece actually deserves a LOL.

You know, as in I actually Laughed Out Loud.

Classic.

I did Adv. English last year. The dissertation was the worst part of it, but we each got assigned tutors, ie. one of the English teachers. They helped alot, but maybe one reason we got them was because there was only 3 people in the class.

Firstly, you should look at the sort of things the books have in common, write them down.

If you can, try and find study books to accompany the books you read. If you can't find any, it doesn't really matter. I hardly used mine at all.

When you've found the sort of themes to compare in the books, try and think of a topic which you could waffle on about for 5000 words. It takes a bit of thought, but will help you in the long run.

I read, "Snow Falling on Cedars" and "East of the Mountains" by David Guterson. Really good books actually.

But it can be done with 2 books. Maybe you should ask your teacher for some sorta assistance. Up to you.

It's snowing fecking heavily in Aboyne right now.

Yaaaaaaas!

Snow looks cool in the dark. Good fun to watch.

ScottNP was actually adopted.

Your no son of mine.

Stork is a type of margarine.

Everyone knows that.

Geez...

Erase Today once got beaten up by a girl.

would i be right in thinking he's running to george street? seems like the worst way for a robber to escape.

Certainly looks like it. Unless he runs up through the parking bitty underneath those flats and out nearby the mounthooly roundabout.

But yeah, George Street. What an idiot.

EDIT: Looks like him ^^ up there is a quicker typer than me. The bastard.

EDIT2: And knows the back of the student flats better than me. But yeah,I do remember seeing some high rises last time I was behind there.

I think Louis was more emotional about the fact that no-one actually gave a shit that he walked out, rather than for Shayne.

Least his kids with their 15 year old mother will have Christmas presents for this year.

Wwas that this morning? Or yesterday?

Wait? Might just be a temporary thing.

Free cooking tips from Ben.

Everyone pay attention.

Ideally, what temperature should Marmite be applied at? Room temperature? Colder?

*************no

Are you afraid to swear? I don't you have been in the past. Look, it's easy.

Fuckshitbugger.

See?

Back on topic though, I've never tried the stuff.

First one I've seen of the new series too.

Brilliant stuff.

I think my old school, Aboyne Academy will be featured next week.

I remember the film crew going around, and the constant, be on your best behaviour speech.

Gonna try and not miss it, only so I can see me.

Thought they banned that lark?

Andy

They did for "PointlessWasteOfTimeDidntAchieveAnything8" cos it was free tickets.

But there's always tickets for sale on eBay.

Oh look, Elwood's online.

Updated blog? Don't fucking think so.

Lazy bastard, you.

wouldn't call her a leech. she's the one with the more successful music career and more money. always seemed like he was the one on the show playing ps2 with his mates on her dime.

Exactly.

Who here actually knew who the hell Nick was before Newlyweds?

I certainly didn't. But I knew about Jessica, hell yes.

I get a girl called busty amanda texting me everyweek telling me to call her

That'll be cos you signed up for it.

Saw Dave's thread about stupid people hillwalking and reminded me of this for some reason' date=' was in the paper the other week -

Some kid about 11 or so was in the youth programme for Celtic FC and was told to cut his hair as he had one of these half mohican jobs died red and it was against the rules about appearance laid out by Celtic. He refused to cut his hair and was kicked out, then crops up in the papers whining about how his dream has been ruined! Must have been a big dream to let it go because of an unoriginal and stupid looking haircut. And his parents must be muppets as well.

What a prick. [/quote']

I remember the story. He would rather keep his haircut than play for a big football team?

What a wally.

I think he wanted sympathy, but he aint getting any from me. The stupid prick.

Here's me, making a thread yesterday, and everyone ignores it. http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30670

He's gone now, but the best player ever from the UK. RIP George.

Here: http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30670

I already made a thread about George best, if you cared to look just a little further down the page, thanks.

The Magical Mystery tour to Banchory will still be okay. The snow worried us but it's going away. The Woodend Barn will be a great venue for this. Visuals on the night by Dave Falconer as well.

It can't be a mystery if you know where yer going...