Lucius

I haven't been on here for ages but I had to come back just to get in on the "lets make Rathen look stupid" vibe that's going round.

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

The Empire Strikes Back

Airplane 2

Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Rocky

First Blood

X-Men 2

Iron Man 2

Jaws

A View To A Kill

Half Blood Prince

If I had a box set of Kevin Smith movies I could watch Dogma eveyday.

I also have a box set of both Ewok movies. Battle for Endor is only slightly better than Caravan of Courage.

Following your advice and not looking it up; what is it? The title makes it sound like a bad horror film.

In essence it's a bad horror movie but good. It's hard to describe without ruining it.

Cabin In The Woods - Amazing! I highly recommend it to everyone but my advice, go in blind. Don't look it up, avoid all spoilers. I did and honestly don't think I would have enjoyed it a fraction as much if I had known what to expect. Although, I'm going to argue with myself here, I think with repeated viewings this movie could be even better.

So yeah, go in knowing nothing to enjoy it more then watch it again with the knowledge of what's happening and enjoy it even more.

Yeah, that doesn't make sense.

Anyway, go see it!!

This next one is called, "We Hate You Please Die!"

Matt Hardy (joker)

Jake "The Snake" Roberts

Hulk Hogan

Kamala

Roger Corman

Al Molinaro

C. Everett Coop

Clive Dunn

John Hurt

Richard Griffiths

Hugh Hefner

George Michael

Mickey Rooney

Ernest Borgnine

Angela Lansbury

Martin Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Margaret Thatcher

John Madden

Christopher Lambert

Seeing Evil Dead 2 at The Belmont. Groovy!

Ahhh, dammit, I was deliberating over whether or not to go to this.

I was taken to this by my mate Gareth who is a huge fan, I had no idea what i was in for except for a couple of things I had seen on youtube.

It was awesome. I'm making space on my iPod at this moment just so I can fill it with his stuff.

Try Dying being my fave track at the moment.

Ace-ic: Scroobius Pip

Can I have the small assortment of comics please?

Don't sponsory type people get to change their membership status to what ever they want?

So FOX can call himself whatever he likes while us grippy buggers are stuck with member.

Where is good to go on a Sunday night?

I was asked for advice by a friend but I never go out so I hav no idea.

You can get Pretzel Flipz from that import sweet shop on Charlotte Street.

I had 2 bags the other day........damn my diet!

can't you use a fat xbox hard drive on a slim with an adapter cable? or did i just imagine that?

I think you can use the transfer cable, which I also have.

Alternatively you could try this.....

This guy opened the hard drive and took out the main part and opens the port on the side of the xbox slim. I checked the side of my 250gb Xbox and it has this port. Apparently this does not invalidate your warranty as you are still using Microsoft approved product.

It's just taking up space so you can have it for free.

I'm off the next 3 days and will be in town most of the time if you want to meet up to collect it.

If you have a "fat" xbox I have a spare hard drive you can have. I think it's a 120GB. I don't need it as I bought the 250GB xbox.

How old were you in 1992?

Actually it was 93 and I was 15.

He winked at me and asked me to come backstage but I was good and told a policeman.

First Gig-

Gary Glitter at the AECC in 1992.

I often wish I had a cool first gig story but alas I'm stuck with this. It was okay.

Best Gig-

Rocket From The Crypt at The Lemon Tree....maybe 94 or 95? I can't remember. Obviously not the biggest gig ever but they had such energy.

Worst Gig -

Super Furry Animals. In Aberdeen somewhere, can't remember when. All I remember was walking out half way through as they were utter pish!

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

I'm a huge fan of the original series of movies and a smaller fanof the Tim Burton effort. I freaking loved this movie.

John Lithgow steals the show with such an emotional, heartbreaking performance.

Yay! I got my first points.....er, I mean, what a tragedy for the music industry.

I just started reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies on Saturday.

Only half way through it but I can honestly say I haven't loved a book this much in years.

What does everyone think of Comedy Vehicle? Best thing on TV at the mo?

I was really surprised it got a second series.

I loved the first series and this one has been even better but it just seemed so self-indulgent.

Stewart Lee's style is so different from the other comedians who get to appear on TV. It's refreshing but doesn't appeal to the masses.

I'm guessing if you like it you are probably, like me, a long time fan of his. I personally don't think this will win him any new fans as his style will switch a lot of the public off.

Just went to Tesco to pick up a copy.

Everyone at the self-service tills was buying it and the guy working was looking stressed a he kept having to go unlock those plastic boxes.

I have no sympathy as I didn't care I just wanted to get home to play it!

Manos: Boabie of Fate

The Lost Boabies

The Life of Boabie

Rocky BalBoabie

Bram Stokers Boabie

Break Dance 2 : Electric Boabieloo

Bloody hotel guests.

It's roasting hot in the hotel I work in tonight and one good guest requested the front door being left open. Good idea. 2 minutes later a guest sitting at the back of the bar (at least 150 metres from the front door) claims he can smell the smoke from the one solitary smoker standing 30 metres from the open front door.

I'm a non-smoker and couldn't smell a thing.

So now the good guest isn't happy I closed the door and the other guest is sitting there with a smug look on his face.

I can't bloody win!

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A sad day for golf fans.

Damn you Rathen!

Human: Hi, my names Lucius

ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Hi there Lucius.

Human: Rathen was on here earlier talking shit about me

ALICE: When was this exactly?

Human: 3pm on Thursday

ALICE: what is your favorite movie .

Human: don't change the subject

ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.

Human: Rathen said i sucked balls

ALICE: I like the way you talk.

Human: thanks but lets continue talking about Rathen

ALICE: You are quite welcome! Umm. I would like to do that too.

Human: Rathen is the one who is the ball sucker

ALICE: When is Rathen not the one who is the ball sucker?

Human: exactly, he can't get enough of those balls

ALICE: I understand. What else can he do?

Human: he licks dirty anuses

ALICE: I get it. he licks dirty anuses.

Human: the dirtier the better

ALICE: I hear you.

Human: he also loves ball juice

ALICE: Do you think he would say the same thing?

Human: hell yeah

ALICE: Heaven.

Human: its heaven for him

ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". The dirtier the better is heaven for him? it is?

Human: yes

ALICE: How do you know it is?

Human: I read his ass eating blog

ALICE: I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?

Human: LuckyLicksAss.com

ALICE: Thanks for that web address.

Human: You are welcome

ALICE: Don't mention it.