Taylor_dB

Hey man, your clock won't flush!

tears of grace always get me to put posters everywhere' date=' and i usually do some flyering on belmont street on satarday/friday before on belmont street[/quote']

Any chance we could get you to do that for Debassed too? After all, I don't think you're an asshole anymore.

You wish.

Sorry to disappoint you Hog' date=' but don't worry, I'm sure Mr Right is out there somewhere.[/quote']

I may not be Mr Right, but I could easily be Mr Right Now for Hog

The band cover me in gel and I slither and writhe around the floor before crawling up someone nose then exiting out of another orifice. Im like a bald doric gimp version of Gollum/the tango man.

Jeez I will say anthing to get people to come and see us/put them off seeing us' date=' mmm probably the latter.

:O[/quote']

I was considering going, but now I'm defo in! If I bring someone who's quite annoying to the gig will you crawl up their nose for me?

*Takes his place in the line for blowjobs.*

Everytime I open this thread I think of the song "Little Green Bag". I like it.

Ahem...

The system works.

Really? But you're saying that you have yet to try it in one sentence and then saying you have and didn't like it in another...no? GAHH! If only life were as simple as me.

Hopefully my team' date=' Inter, can progress - A few from the Emporer should see off Ajax![/quote']

Good man! I'm an Inter man myself. What was the score in the Milan derby a lil while ago? Keep meaning to check, but keep forgetting. Did we get raped again?

I am sure I have still to try it.

I have funny feeling I did and didn't like it.

Kinda contradicting yourself there mate.

...the only thing the intended owner will have to get used to is using o instead of x for confirming selections.

I've been doing that all the time since the good ol' FFVII days.

Carlsberg new advertising campaign after Sunday.

"Carlsberg do sponsor football teams..." (picture of Liverpool shows on TV) "...and they're probably the best team in the world. Carlsberg, probably the best lager in the world."

Harsh, but true.

arf arf arf.

(he means he wants a blowjob.)

8o That's rude.

Chelsea v Barcelona

Real Madrid v Arsenal

Werder Bremen v Juventus

Bayern Munich v AC Milan

PSV Eindhoven v Lyon

Ajax v Inter Milan

Benfica v Liverpool

Rangers v Villarreal

Bring on Benfica! We'll show you dirty Manc's how you do it in Europe!

I think Arsenal have got an easier draw than you'd think. Madrid are a shadow of their former selves, and unless a new manager can get them playing as a team then I can see Arsenal walking it.

Chelsea/Barcelona...again.

They won't take my blood because I'm diabetic. And possibly because they suspect that I'm gay.

You just got that vibe about you?

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberid=billyspeares&items=-1&item=-1&de=off

That's the feedback that was left for the seller.

Check out the small print on this one' date=' some poor sod paid over 400 for a picture of an Xbox 360.

[url']http://www.themailout.co.uk/stuff/xbox1.pdf

I wonder what kind of feedback they got.

That Taylor_dB is one righteous dude.

The system works.

discrase - meaning a thing that happened that you're not quite sure how to spell.

I'm kinda scared to buy alcohol in Asda now. I bought in Tesco last night and I didn't even get ID'd (I must actually look 21 or something...nah, don't think so). However, once I was buying alcohol in Tesco and I was there with two other people. The alcohol was all just for me (24 pack of John Smith's I think), I queued behind my mates (they were buying other things), but since one of my mates was 17 they wouldn't sell me it for some reason. Bit strange I thought. Went up to Asda instead, got it for cheaper anyways...bastards.

"Everyone used to ignore me and think I was pretty lame...that is until I one day said I was going to skull bash James Blunt into a coma if I heard him whine 'You're Beautiful' one more time. Now everybody thinks I'm cool, and I've never been happier!"

Sounds too good to be true to me. May pop in later tonight with my mate cus it was his birthday a lil while ago, n if I'm buying him a birthday pint then it better get some steam coming out his ears.

It's definately a year for piercings anyway, which rules me out for another good few months. That, and I'm planning on getting my tattoo done soon. Otherwise I'd get my ass down there to give blood. Plus, I've always wondered what my blood type is.

i wouldnt worry about it

I can't believe I went through all that trouble of clicking the next page link just to read that.

they all need a good hard kick in the face and taken off our streets.

Amen to that.

That, or maybe they thought "I wanna have a look at this twats photo!"