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Running is cruel. Knocked a 5k out of the park on Saturday and had to tap out after a measly 1k today. Don't know what I did wrong.

@rosehearty_adam I never noticed those. Fuck knows. Some kind of flip flop.

I'm watching Days Of Thunder, easily one of the best films ever made.

@IMPACTWRESTLING @TheJimCornette Please tell me you haven't employed this fucking guy.

@johnnymac58 I know. I never do normally. I always let my heart rule my head and they let me down. This time it'll… https://t.co/fcReTWd4Q8

RT @liamgallagher: Rite to the cunt who robbed my shades backstage at reading I hope you die you cunt I guess it's karma for stealing the s…

Outraged I accidentally bought this shite thinking it was normal Fanta. Change the Can colour @fanta @Fanta_GB https://t.co/PVMalajxtm

Bet the wrestlers, producers, editing team, caterers, cameramen, arena security, cleaners etc are all delighted wit… https://t.co/NRVHjtcTnD

@Kathbum Before they were married he used Wales as it is his dad's title, once he got married he became Duke Of Cam… https://t.co/valClCGBm7

RT @hashtagjesseivy: @plaquemorris You need a little time to think it over

@RoyalMail Hi, it's a phone bought from Amazon, and its going to Dublin.

RIP Humanoid. #bobbyheenan https://t.co/297euPmg4z

@Lou_Prime @chrisoff Our alarm goes off by itself all the time, so I finished what I was doing before going out. Was 90% sure it was safe.

That insult is older than your club. https://t.co/9pSTW4FhHB

@rosehearty_adam No idea why I bought it, I don't even remember liking Queen prior to that.

@F1Racing_mag @HaasF1Team Is it really 21 years. Wow. I remember buying issue 1.

RT @timothycsimons: When a 64 year old white man kills 58 and wounds 500 in fifteen minutes from 1200 feet with a knife, I will absolutely…

Missing the Scotland game tonight because I have to bake a cake. Can someone please check my balls are still attached?

Gone full hipster. Off to a craft beer pub too. #ifeeltheneed... #theneedfortweed https://t.co/OcKLdfxvzV

It is tho. https://t.co/OrBJ2TPFdy

RT @bobsymindless: Sorry America no you can't give James Corden back he's yours now

@MJMcKean Happy birthday Michael!

Stephen King and blue cheese on crackers before bed, just asking for nightmares! https://t.co/yTBE7WP42C

Disappointing results. Boo Star Wars! https://t.co/A1PBYbd2X5

Decided I'm going to listen to Slayer every day for a month. Slayvember.