Lemonade

@forf1ssake Are McLaren still capable of attracting a top quality driver? Who do you think will be in that car next season if not Alonso?

Anxiously checking news sites for: Tory / DUP deal Derek McInnes / Sunderland deal Jonny Hayes / Celtic deal. Not sure which I dread more

RT @IrvineWelsh: Let's face it: Corbyn is a good guy, and May is a self serving cunt of the type that has ruled us for the last 35 years. T…

@stonefish100 @joerogan @ByTheMinAFC @BumperGraham @billburr @Scroobiuspipyo @MissedinHistory Just guests / chat r… https://t.co/im5HwRDLZ6

I'm being told it's not tar, it's roofing felt.

RT @OwenJones84: The @GlastoFest crowd spontaneously starts singing 'Oh @jeremycorbyn'. Something extraordinary is happening in this countr…

4 of 5 stars to Revival by Stephen King https://t.co/A9cyqOUQKM

@GDdotT Never.

The vast, vast, vast majority of Scottish protestants think these people are cunts too. https://t.co/JKmC7a7Lxs

@NiallDolphin Hey, thanks for the offer but I probably can't afford it this month :'( (much as I'd love to) sure yo… https://t.co/SvKNcvnDWE

I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 16)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/zrDvfJM2fK

Same :-/ https://t.co/5nCMenRN9y

The US equivalent of "aye, but whit aboot their fans!" @Oldfirmfacts1 https://t.co/CfmQDOIeJ7

RT @charltonbrooker: Brexit is as complex as it is shit. Like planning the moon landings blindfold, heading for a planet of wet turds in a…

@CaptainSte3le Awesome. It seems like everyone forgot that he also had sex with some children a while ago and got off on a technicality.

Dear @U2, sorry I can't make it on Saturday, hope it goes well and you have a good night lads. https://t.co/SqGpuHF2rK

My username went funny for a minute there.

Every surface in that holodeck must have been spattered with jizz.

@rickygervais You really ought to wrote this bitter obsessed troll character into a sitcom. (And don't let him play… https://t.co/HiM6ljn94x

@C4F1 @virtualstatman @OconEsteban @ForceIndiaF1 Max Chilton the other?

Kicking off a new season without a manager. What a shambles of a club. https://t.co/vxc2asKrD4

@OTT_wrestling @Tyler_Bate @PeteDunneYxB @trentseven @WarBeardHanson @RAYMONDxROWE Amazing night but one negative m… https://t.co/ktmhOCTtpZ

Yer boyfriend listens to Wet Wet Wet and cries in the dark.

RT @JackIfc_: Lmao why does the Kim-Jong and Trump face swap look like Louie Van Gaal https://t.co/TVzS6xliaj

@kevinbridges86 Here's me with the man himself when I had a shit beard. https://t.co/9OcuKOVvXn