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That fucking Flash advert with the singing dog is on in every single ad break. FUCK YOU FLASH.

'Don't Stop Believing' became an overplayed, irritating, earworm novelty hit; a Jumpin' Jak's favourite; but still, what a great song.

Got my new Eir broadband installed today, Hitting 48Mbps. Not bad. Was barely getting 10 with Sky. https://t.co/R4Lfttos4b #speedtest

@DribbleThing Custom made ice cream cookie sandwich

Eir TV's slogan should be: "Eir TV - There's a reason it's cheap"

I have 1 spare ticket for @OTT_wrestling #scrappermania tomorrow night, gen admission, face value. Message me if interested.

That's offensive. https://t.co/HQuPciz9dS

Turns out I do have a Leo Vegas account. I have no idea when or why I signed up to this. I don't play online casinos, ever.

It's hard to play Forza Horizon for 3 hours then get in your real car and not drive like an absolute roaster.

I still have this laptop. She has 2 kids now too. https://t.co/Wer1IP0pjA

@tigerofsudan Very unemotional for a guy winning his first race. Typical Finn I suppose.

RT @JimSpenceSport: Dundonian for beginners. As the wumman on the Lochee bus opined regarding the benefits of eye shadow. 'It Emphasezes th…

Currently reading "The Last Days Of Disco" by @dfr10 #nowreading https://t.co/15EjItSxZC

Yer boyfriend shares "Proud To Be BRITISH!!!" posts on Facebook and thinks Phoebe was the funniest Friend.

Want to vote Labour to get rid of the Tories, but also want to vote SNP to get us out of this fucked United Kingdom. So conflicted.

I knocked 5 minutes off my 5k time at the gym tonight. On the down side, I can no longer walk up or down stairs.

RT @realDonaldTrump: Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

Isn't it scary how utterly unconvincing Theresa May is as a human being? What is she?

Logged in to fantasy football for legit the first time this season, somehow I've beaten both @JRMcC78 and… https://t.co/rO5sKILqsc

Off on a tour to the Giant's Causeway. Haven't left Dublin yet and already shiteing myself about that rope bridge. No likey the heights.

@ThatLassie I'll check it out! Just on my way in to the city now.

RT @StopFundingHate: Today's Sun advertisers include: @LegolandWindsor @CoopUK @CostaCoffee @VirginMedia @ToyotaGB @BT_UK @Wickes @DormeoUK…

Trying out Kiss's 1997 grunge album 'Carnival of Souls'. Surprisingly it's not awful, but it's not Kiss. https://t.co/KZIssyOzMq

@realDonaldTrump Stay out of it, cunt. We can handle this without you bumbling in.

RT @GDdotT: Eat. The. Book. https://t.co/qLmQrCnOI2