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There aren't many modern songs that have a harpsichord solo. Kudos @KsChoiceMusic. Great song too.… https://t.co/yVXWEgjIv1

There's a sanitary bin in the men's toilet in my work, and someone comes in and empties it every week. And I don't know why.

These are incredible. You need them in your life. @HellmannsUK https://t.co/h4JIALhRQf

These comments are peak 2018. https://t.co/0T5GRLpnIS

This is just a straight up lie. 7 minutes to walk from the north end of O'Connell Street to Stephen's Green? That's… https://t.co/Mn3JaZ62fU

This is one Americanism that gets on my tits: there's no such thing as a "British accent". https://t.co/4s3CRTeKc4

This is the graffiti on that Polish Centre in London. What the hell does "Fuck you omp" mean anyway? https://t.co/BFkykRjqI9

This magnificent bell-end is quickly becoming my favourite heel on the @OTTSideshow roster. https://t.co/qoLcmbGu4W

This was very good and I recommend it. https://t.co/J0cRz9QTnx

Total spent: €73.20. Total cost of what we went in for: €23.00. Fail. Also had a fight, which was no doubt my fault.

Transformation from cunt to total cunt. https://t.co/B8cR5sSIT8

Trying out Kiss's 1997 grunge album 'Carnival of Souls'. Surprisingly it's not awful, but it's not Kiss. https://t.co/KZIssyOzMq

Turns out I do have a Leo Vegas account. I have no idea when or why I signed up to this. I don't play online casinos, ever.

Two separate mentions of MySpace Tom a few tweets apart on my timeline.... What are the odds? https://t.co/yYye6QTJ7Y

Want to vote Labour to get rid of the Tories, but also want to vote SNP to get us out of this fucked United Kingdom. So conflicted.

Watched the top 25 minutes in Raw history on the Network... Can't believe the Nexus debut wasn't on it... That was… https://t.co/cqdSzjtTpu

Watching last night's Graham Norton Show, Chris O'Dowd is so drunk... @BigBoyler

We all live in a yellow submarine / a tub of margarine / a hoose in Aiberdeen

Well this can't be good.

Went for lunch at Centra deli counter today and she gave me the display sandwich. No one has had a worse day than me.

When I was 18 I got "Dark Side Of The Moon" for Xmas, listened to it so much over the festive period I now forever associate it with Xmas.

When people you don't imagine knowing each other know each other pt 1. Mr Belding and CM Punk. https://t.co/R4DgZPPm34

When your wife works in a t-shirt shop, you get some cool t-shirts. https://t.co/FuquLfhuDT

Whoever came up with the slogan "You've tried the rest, now try the best!" must be due some amount of royalties from local businesses.

Will use this opportunity to say fuck the United Kingdom and fuck the monarchy. Good night. #albagubrath