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My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds (13), Kasabian (11) & Reverend Horton Heat (8) http://t.co/x3DKPmatcP

Guys I'm serious, it hurts when I poop.

Aberdeen. I'm in Pret-A-Manger, min.

Funny the only people to have to take their shoes and jewellery off at ABZ airport security this morning were the two women in Muslim dress.

Ears being battered by the Joe Duffy show and the taxi driver ranting along with it. I hate Joe Duffy and the mongs who phone in.

RT @EricFreeman88: Luis Suarez will bite someone #WorldCupPredictions http://t.co/ZMBWszX1h7

When I was like 12, 13 I tried so hard to be Zack Morris.

Hey @SkySportsNews, care to explain the relevance of the closing sentence in this match report? http://t.co/nfmqdknyIh

It occurs to me that I haven't seen Muppets Most Wanted yet and I'm not sure why that's happened.

#nowwatching "The American Scream" on @NetflixUK. Getting my money's worth today after binge watching Prison Break all afternoon.

Lost two lives v Dr Robotnik in the Labyrinth Zone. Urgh.

#tbt me in 1984.... http://t.co/VsfhJirP0n

Today we weed. This is my back garden. It's supposed to just be concrete and stones. Gulp. If I don't make it back... http://t.co/Gbi7q2DLIe

I recall watching Friday the 13th years ago & the scariest part is seeing the outline of @kevinbacon's cock in his tiny blue shorts.

I wonder if the plan was ever for the series to continue with her, or if the whole first film was devised as a set up to introduce Jason?

Has the flavour of the blackcurrant @Starburst changed? Yeuch. Tastes like blackcurrant Lemsip. Makes me think of being ill.

2 glasses of cheap red wine last night and I can still taste it. Yuck.

A couple of really shit penalties in that shoot out.

Arrived in Smyths just in time for "Too Much Too Young" then "Lip Up Fatty" then "One Step Beyond". Ska-tastic!

This is a superb milkshake. Thick, chocolatey and delicious. Kudos, @IcelandFoods http://t.co/ofX0w9uZ60

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: TLC (2), Destiny's Child (2) & Bob Marley & The Wailers (2) http://t.co/x3DKPmatcP

Genuinely saddened about Rolf Harris. I really looked up to him as a youngster. Loved Rolf's Cartoon Club. Childhood ruined.

Beardo is at the back, looking like a knob.