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RT @withorpe: While the Mail takes every opportunity to attack Corbyn and Labour over antisemitism, here's a reminder of the time they decl…

RT @WWE: BREAKING: WWE has suspended Paige for 60 days, effective immediately. https://t.co/F0KsuCBOnw https://t.co/PoOhW6CUS5

Running is cruel. Knocked a 5k out of the park on Saturday and had to tap out after a measly 1k today. Don't know what I did wrong.

Same :-/ https://t.co/5nCMenRN9y

Saved some money on a pair of Levis out at Kildare Village today, but cancelled out by paying 38 quid for 2 salads,… https://t.co/l0fxrYb8yH

Saw yer da playing bass in the Gypsy Rose last night. https://t.co/dGS7QO9WER

Scotland still wouldn't qualify https://t.co/weWKvBQfQY

So I can get on the tram. What a pointless service.

Somehow Paddy Powers new app is even more clunky and useless than their old app. That takes some doing.

Somewhat ironic that my profile photo is of me on a train. https://t.co/qNCznPijUM

Stephen King and blue cheese on crackers before bed, just asking for nightmares! https://t.co/yTBE7WP42C

Superb. Perfect comedy timing from the bus. https://t.co/bTL5ABIdXS

Surf's Up was way worse than I remember. Next up, Carl & The Passions. #beachboyslisten

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Remembered.... with a nip-slip. Stay classy @DailyMirror https://t.co/bZ9Y6ccCpm

That fucking Flash advert with the singing dog is on in every single ad break. FUCK YOU FLASH.

That insult is older than your club. https://t.co/9pSTW4FhHB

That time I was tweeting about Pam Grier's tits and Pam Grier immediately followed me. https://t.co/NphZROSvnm

That's offensive. https://t.co/HQuPciz9dS

That's some stat. The boy's a bit special. https://t.co/gSuJDlFQd5

That's the campest Nazi salute I've ever seen. https://t.co/GfIC4bgdIn

The most annoying question must be "Hey what are you reading?" What I'm reading isn't important, what's important is I'm reading, so go away

The penis is mightier than the sword.

The Resurrection Of Jake The Snake was pretty incredible. Much love for @JakeSnakeDDT and mad respect for @RealDDP

The US equivalent of "aye, but whit aboot their fans!" @Oldfirmfacts1 https://t.co/CfmQDOIeJ7

The vast, vast, vast majority of Scottish protestants think these people are cunts too. https://t.co/JKmC7a7Lxs