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"So basically, Amanda really really loves being strangled during sex" - #BurgerClubSundays @AHalpin1 #quoteoftheday

Surf's Up was way worse than I remember. Next up, Carl & The Passions. #beachboyslisten

Am I the only male in his 30s that doesn't really give a crap about Star Wars?

Anyone interested in writing fiction I highly recommend "Part-Time Writer" by Marjorie Quarton. Smart, common-sense… https://t.co/WQ4kcQIW4G

Emily Sandé's accent is weird.

I find classic literature often a real struggle to read. I was raised on a diet of thrillers. I'm drawn toward plot, not flowery language.

My Top Songs 2016 playlist on Spotify contains Chopin and Mastodon. That's a mash-up I'd like to hear. https://t.co/46VyHkPZz9

RT @Glen_Hansard: Although @HSHIreland Is not taking any more donations of food right now, please please give to other shelters that need i…

.@lynx Hi, this morning I put on some LYNX AFRICA and on the way to work a sexy woman tried to have sex with me. I feel uncomfortable

New on Burger Club this week! https://t.co/BqLpHxBMuZ

RT @Muldwych: #truth https://t.co/NgzMEBYCJW

@AHalpin1 here's an idea for you https://t.co/bCzf4l6iLg

RT @Anna_Snackz: Sex and the City 2017: Samantha: Putin? More like Put-it-in, honey ooo. Charlotte: Samantha you're so ba— everyone dies…

@NullAnneVoid he's never gonna dance again.

@whisperednothin of all the years to not be able to successfully predict 1 celebrity death, 2016 wasn't it. Or was. I lost my sentence there

RT @MisutaSupakuru: I'd prefer we all just ignored her entirely but this is a great response. https://t.co/WIA7gWk2Di

RT @Ligero1: In less than 24 hours, myself and some of the top UK stars will be being watched by millions on ITV, w/ @JRsBBQ calling the ac…

I just earned the 'Fields of Gold' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/eqS1kTEcws

Not that I don't like Grado like. Look me and him are pals. https://t.co/zsjsvPFua4

RT @AHalpin1: @dublinburger line of the night comes from @5ea5erpent "I did not shit myself, I shit the bed"

The most annoying question must be "Hey what are you reading?" What I'm reading isn't important, what's important is I'm reading, so go away

Transformation from cunt to total cunt. https://t.co/B8cR5sSIT8

@elnev I like redheads and I like 'quirky'. Tick, tick. Also she's very attractive.

@TheRealNeepheed OK. That should be manageable.

@AHalpin1 she definitely seemed like she was going to top herself. I've taken her out of this year's team.. So she'll do it this year!