Lemonade

Our children will never know the joy of putting on a film you taped off the tv years ago and seeing the old adverts.

Then I plan to troll @RDdotC and say I liked the special editions better and Greedo should always shoot first.

Good shot of my hairy ear in that phoo though.

The rowie is Scotland's croissant. But better.

There wasn't much of a selection upstairs. http://t.co/OHyxjiCJxf

That second one does look like a 100% peado though.

The gulf in quality between #GrahamNorton and #chattyman. It's like night and day. Norton is an interviewer, Carr tries to be the star.

Holy crap it's hot. This can only mean one thing. BEER GARDEN.

I danced like a dick to both songs.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Snoop Dogg (27), Haunted Hearts (27) & The Roots (14) http://t.co/x3DKPmatcP

I say, that new Eels album is quite splendid.

I fucking hate science.

RT @RDdotC: @5ea5erpent They should make a movie of it.

Did anyone else just see 4 fighter planes flying low over South Dublin? What's going on? Is there a war on?

This is a really good album too. Worth a listen ---- #NowPlaying Arcadia by Ramona Lisa on #Spotify http://t.co/Am6XP66TCg

These were the culprits your honour. http://t.co/SyN1cKPWxV

My phone has been charging for 2 1/2 hours and it's only at 86%. I think it's broken.

If I had a dog I'd name him Cujo.

Every guitarist should listen to this album at least once. #NowPlaying Critical Meat by You Slut! on #Spotify http://t.co/I4KIoUnbKo

Apparently you can still buy this crap on Amazon. #so90s http://t.co/F8kVu0TjnG

I started rewatching the Adam & Joe show on 4OD last night. 18 years on it still stands up surprisingly well. @AdamBuxton

Going TV shopping this weekend. There's a World Cup starting soon and I live with 2 women. Time to build a man cave. #WorldCup2014

"Raikonnen rules out Ferrari 2014 World Title bid". I think everyone did that 2 months ago Kimi. #SkyF1 #bbcf1 #kimi http://t.co/g0TqKoulEO