Lemonade

A tweet from this day 2 years ago. http://t.co/sTgmxifU6D http://t.co/eRDH5Asu9C

I do have the same meal at the same time every day and sit at the same table. I am a creature of habit.

It's like I always say, you can't make an omelette without breaking a few legs. Don't know why I never made it as a chef.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Beastie Boys (21), The Smiths (20) & Muse (14) http://t.co/x3DKPmatcP

Did Griff Rhys Jones write his own jokes on this? Wow. Painful. #itllbeAlrightOnTheNight

RT @janibanani_: "Oh no I got houmous all over my bed!" "Erm I think you'll find that's babagenoush" #middleclassproblems @HannahPrime

Always feel a little bit weird watching Californication in Subway on my lunch break. http://t.co/Si2MsSeSwm

Traffic jam because a guy riding a horse stopped in the middle of the road to answer his mobile. #onlyindublin @onlyindublin

Variety packs are such bullshit. NOBODY CAN LIVE ON THAT MUCH FROSTIES. #sohungry #feedmemore @KelloggsUK http://t.co/6HHCPaiMpq

Halal foie gras. Not on. #WhyImVotingUkip

Watching L.A. Story. That film where @SteveMartinToGo makes friends with a traffic sign and bones @SJP.

Shit off you cunt. @Nigel_Farage

Though considering six weeks ago they read 10'10, that's still not bad.

Thanks to One Direction for making my commute home from work twice as long as usual. Death to them! #OneDirection #crokepark

Accidentally stayed up until 4am and slept until 12.30.

RT @Marussia_F1Team: So, er, @Jules_Bianchi is P10!

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: The Jesus and Mary Chain (28), White Blacula (28) & Pulp (19) http://t.co/x3DKPmatcP

Same tweet, same time, different people (allegedly). @Davidofficer @peperawkls http://t.co/EEw4Dkby8N

IRONY. "ZA are looking for profetional seamstress-tailor for tart time job. Good experience in clothing making. English language necessary."

Pepsi Max at the moment of course. Still calorie counting.

When your headphones stop working in one ear. It's one of the saddest moments in life. Like when your goldfish starts swimming on its side.

Also, handed the girl in Subway my Clubcard instead of my Subcard. omg. Morto.

Count Bukkakula. The lovable face-plastering vampire.