Lemonade

Let's see you spin your way out of this one Max.

Just home from a night out. Night cap wanted. Bunnahabhain is all I have so Bunnahaivan is what I'm drinking. #whisky http://t.co/XbqbdRmao0

Like a CHAMPION! http://t.co/bREiTZPELI

RT @WonderMonkey78: I love it when all my iPhone apps tremble in fear when I'm about to delete one of them. Makes me feel like God.

Forget having a bagpiper at my wedding. I want a Mariachi band playing us in.

What do you mean it's a fake coin? #fake #coin #euro http://t.co/B38lg6MQDw

Home-cooked dinner and a bottle of Pinot Noir. It ain't quite #maydaymadness but I like it.

More please. #pawnstars http://t.co/uptkRpNU2j

I read somewhere their periods attract bears.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Pixies (15), The Cure (12) & Wonder Villains (9) http://t.co/x3DKPmatcP

Why isn't there a Looney Tunes channel? I would literally watch that all day.

Guys, Hudson Hawk was really shit.

Surely nobody but Jimmy Pop still finds the Bloodhound Gang funny.

Does anyone else's Sky shit the bed when the weather is bad?

LOL, Maldonado. Fucking balloon.

I'm watching Leprechaun. Warwick Davies Irish accent is worse than mine.

I watched a bit of Eurovision put opted for Lilyhammer on @NetflixUK instead.

Hmm, I don't really see the connection there.... @rickygervais @NetflixUK http://t.co/HnHioWtnSv

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Eminem (26), Dr. Dre (22) & Zombina & The Skeletones (10) http://t.co/x3DKPmatcP

RT @GDdotT: @5ea5erpent http://t.co/HyAXNKelpZ

Fruit / beery tea always smells great, like fruit juice, then I'm really disappointed when it tastes like tea.

In my day, hedges had porn in them.

So much opportunity for double entendre. http://t.co/oRiCOajfJ9