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Anyone recommend any good podcasts?

Urgh, I think I accidentally ate some chicken. Damn you cous cous salad and your hidden meat.

The macaroni pie does not exist in Ireland. Superb Scottish cuisine. I want one now.

Rewatching season 1 of Californication. Hank Moody is my hero. @davidduchovny

Can't look at Feed in case of spoilers but can someone tell me whether the Chinese GP Qualifying was on this morning or is it later?

checked-in to Hedigans, The Brian Boru

Not a bad wee beer this. Not exactly bursting with flavour but highly quaffable. http://t.co/0BCi0RlvcH

The sausages aren't bad as well, and the mince adds nice texture to a chili con carne. The rest can do one though. Just eat vegetables.

Everyone seems to be watching Game Of Thrones or Man City v West Brom. Meanwhile I'm watching Labour Pains, a romcom starring Lindsay Lohan.

Steve Austin says motherfucker an awful lot.

I've made my peace with British Froot Loops. They're not Froot Loops, but as a cereal on their own right they're not bad. #frootloops

I wish boxers would remember they're supposed to be sportsmen instead of running around pretending they're fucking Biggie and Tupac.

Wait, I know! I could take it off!

RT @whisperednothin: A picture of me holding McDonald's inside a picture of me holding McDonald's. #McCeption http://t.co/Um2oDQmr2B

"I've got a girl named Rama-Lama-Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong".

Oh really, where's she from?

I fucking love you Glenfiddich.

More or less uncomfortable than when @reginalddhunter dropped an N-bomb last year? #PFAAwards #banthissickfilth @RobBurnett @MirrorFootball

I scored 4956 points at 2048, a game where you join numbers to score high! @2048_game https://t.co/Prs4DYaUHT http://t.co/8dBb5ySN7m

Five of the last seven http://t.co/bpIPHT31yU articles have the word "insane" or "insanely" in the title. Change it up a little bit guys.

Laughed so hard at @smosier's parrot story on #smodcast300 my cheeks hurt and I almost crashed my car. Glorious stuff. @ThatKevinSmith

My Sky+ activity over the next three nights: Sharkando, Ghost Shark and Jersey Shore Shark Attack.

Fin lock! Angle's got the fin lock locked in! @RealKurtAngle could make a shark tap out. @RDdotC @GDdotT

Available now at a market stall near you.